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 Your girl-friend sees you tongue-kissing the girl next door... What is your excuse? posted by knn |
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"I was under drugs and she reminded me of you" 
"I told her, that I wanted a better relationship with you, but that I was afraid my kissing technique was not good enough, so she suddenly pulled me towards her" "I am so glad you saw it. I believe, this is a test send by God to test how strong our love is. Now I realize how much I love you"
OK, next one: "Your boss sees you jetskiing, although you are supposed to lie in bed with a flu" posted by knn |
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 "You know there's a theory that everyone has an exact double..." "Now I know I've never mentioned my Twin Before..." "You know how when you really miss someone, you think you see them everywhere..." "The guy with me was my doctor and he has a revolutionary new treatment called Rushed Air sterilisation..." posted by Marl64 |
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Hey, you gotta invent the next dilemma in your post! posted by knn |
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You trip up on your way out of church and drop your bag, out pops couple of "jazz mags" in plain view of the congregation. posted by Marl64 |
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 "I've renounced my religion to read Jazz Magazines" "Ever been to Spain? I hear it's very religious this time of year" "These Magazines? Now THAT would be an ecumenical matter" "Is it cus I'm black?" "Well actually I confiscated them off a friend who I'm trying to turn into a Priest in ten days" Ok, you're the President and you left a camera on for a "National Emergency" announcement, you forget to turn it off and then start shagging four 15 year old girls with the whole world watching. posted by hungarian kid |
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 Im drunk and i thought i was seeing quadruples of my girlfreind...oh wait thses are underage girls...POCKETSAND*throws sand in eyes of cops and runs" dilema? You get cought having sex with your german shepard posted by Agent Zero |
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 Agent Zero: Im drunk and i thought i was seeing quadruples of my girlfreind... Nah that's not a good excuse. Anomaly's post is still the last. "you're the President and you left a camera on for a "National Emergency" announcement, you forget to turn it off and then start shagging four 15 year old girls with the whole world watching." posted by knn |
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 knn: Anomaly's post is still the last.
"you're the President and you left a camera on for a "National Emergency" announcement, you forget to turn it off and then start shagging four 15 year old girls with the whole world watching." That was hk's... ---Err I'm sorta drunk and thought I was seeing four of my young and pretty wife.. Coming, darling.. ---I told ya there was something in the air in the Oral Office, even Clinton felt it.. Aliens, I tell ya! ---Yeah, see, we DO need a Save Dubya Fund, I still can't get it up.. ---Oh are we done recording my guest appearance on the next documentary, "Celsius 911".. ---Ahem, uh this is the thrust of our scheme to save America's failing population.. The next dilemma still stands.. Agent Zero: You get cought having sex with your german shepard posted by ryder |
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 'Shes better than you' posted by Deeindamatrix |
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 no..that's not funny..i would be like.. It was dark...(akward silence) Dilema: Mom catches you masterbating to a picture of a Dog posted by Agent Zero |
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