»Flirting pick-up lines«
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 I've actually seen a buddy of mine use this one on a girl (he failed miserably)... Guy (speaking to girl): Are you Irish? Girl: No. Guy: Would you like some in ya? posted by GP |
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| in-my-opinion.orgFun and Weirdness and GamingJokes, Fun, Riddles, Shocking, Nonsenseflirting pick-up lines |
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 do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? posted by Agent Zero |
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  posted by Another Smith |
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 'Excuse me do I know you, you seem vaguely familiar, you remind me of my next girlfriend' 'Wow, were you beaten with a beauty stick!' 'Im the love pirate, and ive come for your booty ahaarrr' 'How much does a polar bear weigh?' 'Dunno' 'Neither do I but it broke the ice'  posted by Crossfade |
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you like fruit cups? can i be your fruit cup? That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed. Hey babe... my mouth can generate over 750 psi What do you like for breakfast? Should I call you in the morning or nudge you? posted by Agent Zero |
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Are those pants made of mirrors...'cause I can see myself in them. You're legs must be tired...'cause you've been running through my mind all day. What's a slut like you doing in classy place like this? (personal fave)Hi, I like peanut butter...wanna fuck? posted by GP |
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too dirty that last one...you gotta be really clean but people take it dirty then you can say "eww you sicko" posted by Agent Zero |
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