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Hey, how would your religion look like?

OK, OK, you would be "the master", but any other ideas?

posted by knn
  

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Building Blocks



Well if you're starting with western ideals then Religious Intollerance has to be one of the cornerstones White laugh

I don't think I'd put myself at the top of the pile - too easy to knock off.

Once - when learning all about "business plans" and how to present ideas for a new business to the Bank.

We created a little scenario for a laugh - the tutor wasn't amused.

Customer visits Bank Manager Seeking a Loan.

Customer: "OK, I've got an idea for a business, we create a meeting place for people to get together maybe once a week. We read stories and poetry and sing songs for a couple of hours and then everyone goes on their way."

Bank Manager: "Sounds Ok so far"

Customer: "Over a period of time we accumulate more and more land and build more of these places - each one having more splendor than the last."

Bank Manager: "Long Terms Plans, always important"

Customer: "We fill these places with ornate artwork and treasures and as time passes we recruit more and more members and accumulate more and more treasures"

Bank Manager: "And how does this business generate income?"

Customer: "We ask people to leave a small donation in a plate by the door"

Bank Manager: "Good Day"

White laugh

posted by Marl64
  

That was fun



White laugh

posted by knn
  



knn you can't make me drink the funny kool-aid! Aaah, is there anything better than to post here and to drink something Skull Last breath

posted by The ONEder Man
  

oh yea



oh no, oh no, oh no, OH YEAH...sorry

posted by Agent Zero
  





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