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 Register first to vote here. posted by knn |
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| in-my-opinion.orgGirls and Boys, Body & Health, Food & Diet, Home & GardenDiets, Medicine, Food, Body, Workout, SexualityHow drunk have you been? |
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 I've never gone drinking and not remembered it! posted by hungarian kid |
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 comatosed happened like this i was due to be give evidence against a person who stabbed me. i was only 16 at the time and was very nervous about it and had nothing to eat the whole day... the court case got and i didn't have to give evidence cause the guy never showed up...so being very releived...my boss asked if i wanted to go for a drink(just after pubs opened at 11 am) we drank until late afternoon when i went home(still have hading nothing to drink)...my brother returned home from holiday that afternoon and brought me a half bottle of tequila(my first ever)...i went over to a mates house(still having had nothing to eat) and proceeded to neck the half bottle before going off to the shop to get another whole bottle of the stuff...then i proceeded to drink that in less than an hour by doing 4 slammers at a time the state i got into was shocking fell asleep on my friends beanbag with my head in the fire place where i burnt the side of my face and neck because my head was facing straight up...when i puked...it flew up into the air and came back down all over my face and i didn't budge my friends were supporting my head on a basin while i puked into it...then they let me and the basin go which caused my head to flop into the basin...tipping its contents all over my head i then woke up in hospital 3 days later...totally freaked out booze rocks 
posted by the anomaly |
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 The scotts and irish are so similar in how they drink, i visited family in ireland and we all went on a drinking spree that started at dinner time and didn't finish untill midnight the next day. On the third day i woke up in a field surrounded by cows in the middle of nowhere. Looked about and ssaw my two cousins slumped against a stone wall asleep. Got back home and turns out we got jumped in the pub by a bunch of footy hooligans, a massive bar room brawl ensued like you see in westerns and we are still told to this day it was the best fight anyone has ever seen and coming from irishmen that's a compliment 
Coppers turn up and we do a runner down the road and must have ended up in this field, i found out later i had two broken fingers 
I kinda go easy on the booze after all that now 
posted by Crossfade |
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top man the best fight i got into was about 2 years ago sitting in the pub with a few work collegues...still in our extremely recognisable leading british supermarket chain uniforms i was speaking to one of my mates when i see over his shoulder a big guy..."starin at me...right fuckin at me as if tae say come ahead...square go-begbie "
so i stand and shout..."FUCK ARE YOU STARIN AT YA FAT CUNT"...and lunges over the table...spilling all the drinks a big maul ensues and it turns out that the guy wasnt lookin at me...he was looking at my mate...cause he was my mates ex girlfriends uncle we all ended up laughing and joking and getting pished
posted by the anomaly |
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 Yes! Brawl stories rule!
I'm sure you've read about me and my ex-girlfriend's brother in another thread, but here's another good one. My boys and I were tossing 'em back in one of my city's local establishments having a grand old time. Then, this jackass starts giving my mate shit because he has his lip pierced. You know, calling him gay, faggot, pretty much any homosexual slur you can think of. Not taking too kindly to this, I jump up and blast this guy in the nose. A huge bar brawl ensues and this guy and his friends and my mates and I get kicked out. Now here is where it gets good. At the end of the night, my mates and I are grabbing a sandwich at a restaurant when we see the same group of guys in line. Needless to say, words are exchanged and another brawl ensues which leads to us getting kicked out of another establishment.
During the second brawl, I punched the same guy right in the mouth. Hard. My hand hurt on the way home, but not anything serious. Or so I thought. I woke up at 8 in the morning in excruciating pain w/my hand swollen up to the size of a melon. My mates rushed me to the hospital where we found out that not only had I broken three of my knuckles, but two of the guys teeth were imbedded in my hand! 
The teeth caused an infection which is why hand swelled up like it did and I had to be put on antibiotics for a coulple of weeks. Good times.
posted by GP |
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that's harcore punching G, nice one
posted by Crossfade |
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 I've never been that drunk that I can't remember what I did, or woke up somewhere and think like what the fuck? 
But somehow, it doesn't matter how much I drink or how much I mix stuff I never get a hangover. All I get is a slight headache the next day.
posted by Echelon |
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 I've passed out once and got my face covered in green ink for my troubles. Those bastards. *shakes cane* posted by northern_james |
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nice one man ive set my mate on fire with paint stripper when he was drunk ive woke up in a bush about a mile from my house at 3 oclock in the afternoon right next to a busy retail park with a slug on my face...that was funny cause i remember why...i was at a house party and had to walk home and half way there i thought...i cant be bothered...and dived into the bushes to sleep i woke up somewhere that took me 2 days to walk home... posted by the anomaly |
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 i voted for the dea one! i at least thought iwas dead...i guess theres a maning behind dead drunk huh? posted by Agent Zero |
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Quote: I voted for the dea one! That's why teh name "Zero"? Agent Flatline? posted by knn |
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im kinda drunk right now...so i don't want you to think im crazy or anything...i love you guys... posted by Agent Zero |
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 i was wasted and was driving and decided to not drive the rest of the way home so i pulled over in a church parking lot and passed out...not remembering it was saturday night and church started bright and early sunday morning, needless to say i woke up to church members walking by and cars driving by to make the story even worse, i left the radio playing all night so my car battery was dead so i had to go into the church reeking of alcohol and ask somebody for a jump
posted by The ONEder Man |
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 Here's a reason to not get drunk: [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] posted by CustomerDisservice |
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