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While shooting Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind, you dated George Clooney. What was it like working with your boyfriend?
Being with celebrities is nice. One thing’s for certain, you get great tables at restaurants, but the disadvantage is that they might just go home with your waitress!
But hold yer horses there missus, if you were seeing arse-chinned George, what were all the Matthew Perry rumours about then?
Basically, I’d been hanging out with George and I’m friends with Matt. I meet Matt for coffee, some photographer takes our picture, and the next week the three of us are in the tabloids. I’m in the middle, and George and Matt are on either side with a big caption saying; “Who’s going to win?”

So who did win?
What a dumb question! I mean look at the choices. I’m the winner, of course! Unless there’s a cute waitress around.Bag Clooney? Done soft porn? Done Baywatch? Yep, Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind’s Krista Allen is quite a girl...

Female stereotypes come in all shapes and sizes, but it’s always nice to ponder the old classics: your best friend’s mum, a flirty next-door neighbour or a super-hot teacher who keeps, for sake of argument, dropping her chalk and bending over to pick it up in a super-tight skirt. Ahem. This, it seems, is a universal edict crossing boundaries of class, occupation and even geography. Why else would a wealthy celebrity like George Clooney go all out to have a crack at this lovely lady here, Krista Allen, a former teacher no less? FHM.com has her here today, in a ready state of undress, for her role in hot new flick Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind. A film role she may, or may not have landed due to her then-fella, Mr George Clooney, being the director and driving force behind the flick. Which raises a very obvious opening gambit...We’d have done more than slap his face... Your new flick, Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind is about Chuck Barris, the inventor of many modern-day TV quiz show classics like Blind Date and The Gong Show. That show saw members of the great unwashed showcase their unique talents on telly before getting gonged off. What would your Gong Show talent be?
Does jiggling count?

Only on Baywatch...
On Baywatch, jiggling isn’t just a talent, it’s part of the audition. I can run on the beach in slow-motion really well, too.Nice... What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
It wasn’t a job, but I do a lot of volunteer work. When you volunteer, you don’t really get to pick your chore. I was helping out at the RSPCA and was given the lovely task of being the cage cleaner. Two hundred dogs means lots of poop.

Have you ever done anything for money you’re ashamed of?
Ha ha! Does Baywatch Hawaii count?

It certainly does. So what would you say is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done for love?
An ex-boyfriend decided to dump me by leaving a message on my answering machine, but after a few drinks, I decided I wasn’t having any of it. I went over to his house - in full-on stalker mode - and was waiting outside for him, but I really needed to pee. I didn’t want to go in the bushes, because that’s not lady-like, so instead, I scaled the fence. Then my “lady-like” self found an open door and went in. My friends now call me “B&E” - as in “Breaking and Entering”.We imagine there are worse intruders to find on your property. On the topic of criminality, what’s the strangest thing you’ve ever stolen?
Food. When I was much younger, my friends and I went into a grocery store and put frozen entrées in our underwear.

And no-one noticed?
Don’t ask me how. I really have no idea how the manager never noticed a big, square box stuffed in my bra.

Especially as that’s where his eye would be naturally drawn. So what’s up next after Confessions?
I’ve just completed filming Anger Management, in which I play a porn star opposite Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson. It’s kind of ironic, because seven years ago I did this stupid Cinemax series called Emmanuelle, and after that, I got pegged as a soft-core porn star. Maybe I shouldn’t have taken advice from a manager whose claim to fame is a client roster that consists of early-Seventies Playmates Of The Month! fhm

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just a question

do you work for fhm magazine and are simply promoting their 100 hottest women section

White laugh

posted by the anomaly

I just love their women!

White laugh

But working for them ain't bad at all!

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posted by Echelon

UPDATE

Krista Allen: Patriot Dame
To all of our troops overseas: Krista Allen wants YOU (to come home safe). In the meantime, she offers you this holiday season’s hottest package—herself.

Stuff, 3/23/2005
By Mike Olson

And now for something completely different: Krista Allen—actress, model, precious American resource—has not done this exclusive cover shoot to hock a new movie, sell a line of lingerie or promote a zany pryamid scheme. (Although she did offer us a fantastic opportunity to buy a water-purification system. Thanks, Krista!) She does have some new movies coming out: Shut Up and Kiss Me; Meet Market; and Paycheck, with Ben Affleck. But she won’t even talk about that stuff. She has done this photo shoot for one reason: to show her support for our troops overseas. “I wanted to do something for them for Christmas,” she says. “There are people offering millions of dollars to capture Saddam and Bin Laden. I don’t have that kind of moeny, but I can do a pretty sexy photo shoot.” Apparently, in her language, pretty means astonishingly—which is another big word that we struggle with. Anyway, Merry Christmas, boys—and remember to stick a Stuff down Saddam’s throat when you catch up with him. That bastard didn’t even send a card this year!

STUFF: Have you always wanted to be a pinup girl?
KRISTA: No. But I remember that my grandfather, who was in World War II, used to have all these old pinup posters from when he was there. When I was little, I would ask, “What are those?” and he’d say, “They’re my inspiration.” I never thought about that until recently.

What makes you so patriotic?
I am really proud to be an American, and I’m really proud to support the troops—what they’re doing for us, risking their lives. Bush said in a speech, “Well, bring ’em on.” And I say, “Just bring ’em home for Christmas.”

Do you think most people feel that way?
It’s what we Americans have in common. We all want peace; that’s the purpose here. And people don’t talk about that enough. People are being asked to support the administration. Give us the kind of government our nation is supposed to have and, in return, we will give you support. The best way to do that is good, honest dialogue between the administration and the people.

So, are you against the war in Iraq?
Did I support the war? Absolutely not. But is it possible to oppose the war and still support the soldiers fighting it? Yes. I want to support the troops and say thank you for being out there and risking your lives every day.

Cool! Let’s talk about women, then. Besides global warming, what is it that women really want?
Women want all or none of it; they want to be understood but not typecast; they want companionship but don’t need someone to make them happy; they want honesty but seldom the truth; they want equality while being placed on a pedestal.

That really clears stuff up. Huh?
Oh, come on! You want the same thing we do. Men are amazing. I love the way they are. They’re consistently little boys, and they need to be nurtured and loved. But at the same time, they need to feel like men. I think men are a beautiful creation.

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UPDATE CONTINUATION...

What’s the worst type of guy?
Guys who have issues. Some people have a lot of issues, and you just want to concel your subscription. You have your control-freak guy who checks your messages and doesn’t want you to go out of the house—that’s a standard, typical guy.

Or a personal assistant. Have you ever cheated on a guy?
I would never cheat on a guy—ever. I think women are different that way, but I understand that guys think differently. They’re little boys. The more you tell them they can’t do something, the more they rebel against it. The more you take away his Stuff, the more he wants it. I have girlfriends who say, “How can I tell if he’s going to be faithful?” And I say, “Does he have a penis?” Well, there’s your answer.

Not sure if we follow you here. If a guy has a penis, then it’s cool to cheat?
Look, I wouldn’t say, “Oh, that’s great, honey! Was she good?” I’m not saying it’s OK for guys to screw around, but I get what’s going on in the male mind.

What makes a man sexy?
Knowledge. I’m a firm believer that it’s not the way you look or what you have, but what you’ve go inside. That can make the least attractive person on the outside the sexiest motherfucker in the entire world.

What would be your perfect date?
On a beach with a guy, wearing nothing but a silking bathrobe.

My hairy legs look funny in the robe. What do you do for fun?
Life is too short not to do a little practical joking. I played one on my assistant. After I did the last cover with Stuff, you guys sent me this huge poster of the cover. I didn’t know what to do with it, and my assistant was wondering the same thing. So, I autographed it, wrapped it up and gave it to her as a present. I acted really serious and said, “This is for you, because you’ve been working so hard.” She looked to see if I was laughing, but I wasn’t, and she said, “This is so great!” Every day for two weeks, I called her and said, “How’s the poster doing?” One day I dropped by her house unexpectedly just to mess with her. I knocked on the door, and she’s like, “Hold on a second!” And I heard all this running around and hammering. Finally, she opens the door, out of breath, and I see that the poster is up on her wall.

Guys must hit on you all the time. Can you share some of the more ridiculous lines? We’re out of material.
I get them all the time. One was: “I’d love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.” The best one ever, though, was when this guy walked up to my friend at a bar and said, “Do you like to dance?” She said yes, and he said, “Well, then could you, so I can talk to your friend?” We all laughed so hard. Oh, another classic was: “It’s not premartital sex unless you plan on getting married.”

What has been your best role?
[The one] in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. It was such a great character—she was beautiful, smart, witty, and she had something to say and she said it.

Any wacky confessions from the set?
We shot it at the grotto at the Playboy Mansion. I was nervous to get in the water because, I mean, this is the Playboy grotto—who knows what goes on in those pools. Afterward, I took a lot of antibiotics and prayed for the best.

Oh, great. And I let you sip my drink.

wow... very hot

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very very hot and sexy girl.

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