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What about them running to you?

So true! They have an interesting strategy: If you want to catch them they run TOWARDS you! A real alien!


posted by knn
  

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Maybe they have some secret weapon we don't know about and that's why they run at us, they are so confident they will win! it must be giant retractable jaws or maybe they burrow into your leg like those beetle things in the film The Mummy White laugh

posted by Crossfade
  

memory lost



Quote:
they have some secret weapon we don't know about and that's why they run at us, they are so confident they will win

Yup, like they think they still have something like the worms on the pic, run to you and then realise they forgot it somewhere...
But they already went so far so they don't stop and just try to scare you out!
And it works Not again


[CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE]


posted by mymla
  



I hate those fuckers!

They are so disgusting and appear out of nowhere.

I don't know how people can eat these sons of bitches. And ALIVE!

Gump Red

posted by Echelon
  

Eat me and feed me



Echelon:
I don't know how people can eat these sons of bitches.

Yes, the one in that picture on the hand can be eaten in the Australian jungle.


posted by knn
  

i hate em



god i hate them!

my first experience was when my sister screamed for me to go kill one that was on her wall. i think i was about 6, the damn thing flew off the wall and landed on my back! ah!

i have hated them ever since. they just seem so...disgusting to me. i will stomp the hell out of one though!

my next horrible experience came about a year ago. i was riding my moped, just minding my own friggen business, when i see this giant bug like thing flying...straight...towards...ME! i was at a stop sign, so i decided to go and try to miss the damn thing...i didn't, it landed on my chest, i felt the damn thing slam into me! it was huge! i looked down to see about a 4 inch long cockroach on me! i quit paying attentiong to my driving and started to swat at it, ended up hitting a curb, i jumped off, gave a sigh of relief because i thought it was gone...but wait, it wasnt! i did the little "get it off, get it off" dance for about a minute while swatting at myself. i stomped on it...didn't die...tried again, nope. it took three hard stomps to crush the damn thing... US prisoner

posted by allone
  all you really need is 88mph. that's when the flux compacitor starts to work.



knn:
Australian jungle.

Heh, we generally call it a Rain Forest or 'the Bush'. White laugh

You can eat alot of bugs in Rain Forests though, alot of poisonous crap aswell so it's not a good idea to eat any bug you see without actually knowing the bugs and which ones are poisonous. Cockroaches are generally just deemed an annoyance here, not a huge epademic.


posted by hungarian kid
  Weiter, weiter ins Verderben!
Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben!

Inside vs Outside



Well, I find all insects including cockroaches fascinating... outside in nature that is. I love nature programs dealing w/ insects. Now, I damn well wouldn't want them inside w/ me. That scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom where they go through the insect room would be horrid!

And I agree that the first time you learn that a cockroach can fly scares the shit out of you!

posted by volonteshiva
  

roaches



volonteshiva:
Well, I find all insects including cockroaches fascinating... outside in nature that is. I love nature programs dealing w/ insects. Now, I damn well wouldn't want them inside w/ me. That scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom where they go through the insect room would be horrid!

And I agree that the first time you learn that a cockroach can fly scares the shit out of you!

you know i have never seen a cockroach exept in the bug zoo i love bugs but roaches were a bit much they let you hold them so i did but it was a bit gross.


posted by Kupov
  



Did you know cockroaches like go drunk? Leave an empty bear bottle and next day you'll see at the bottom of the bottle tow or three up side down.

A friend of mine was having some drinks but he put the bear near another empty bear bottle with some drunkers there for a couple days at the bottom...he took the wrong one...just imagine Aaah, is there anything better than to post here and to drink something

posted by obeto
  



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