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 What the heck? "Over 20 million ULC ministers ordained since 1959" "You can become a legally ordained minister, instantly, online, at this website. The Universal Life Church is totally non-denominational, interfaith and welcomes all religions. After you fill out the ordination form, you will receive a pop-up instant credential, which serves as your receipt of your ordination." "As a ULC (Universal Life Church) minister, you can officiate one wedding ceremony or you can make weddings, funerals, baptisms, house blessings, etc. your business. You can even start your own ministry. The Universal Life Church is interfaith and non-denominational." Whaaaa? posted by knn |
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 Heh, yep, I have a friend who became ordained with them. Not sure if he ever officiated a marriage though. posted by Tiefling |
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marry Another Smith and her new boyfriend posted by knn |
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 I have become ordained, i bless you all but if your bad i damn you for eternity in hell HEATHEN! 
posted by Crossfade |
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 Crossfade: I have become ordained, i bless you all but if your bad i damn you for eternity in hell HEATHEN! Don't believe it, I want to see your credentials 
posted by Marl64 |
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...to question my faith Marl? begone sinner and say ten hail marys plus flog yourself with something hard!
posted by Crossfade |
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Crossfade: ...to question my faith Marl? Never. 
Well maybe in another thread - I forget
I was curious about the "online certificate of being a god botherer or something" that you get and was trying to goad you into showing us it.
... Seems it worked, Reverend. 
posted by Marl64 |
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I fell for you trap, my faith was tested and i failed...i must give pennance to the Lord. Er..now i'm a reverend does this mean going dwn the pub with me mates is right off the menu?
posted by Crossfade |
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Crossfade: Er..now i'm a reverend does this mean going dwn the pub with me mates is right off the menu? Nahh! I've been out on the lash with a Catholic God-Talk Guy. I have a friend, who's uncle is high up in the Catholic Church and we've staggered 'round town paralytic a couple of times. Plenty of Holy Spirit 
posted by Marl64 |
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Can Crossfade bless this forum now? posted by knn |
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 Crossfade: I fell for you trap, my faith was tested and i failed...i must give pennance to the Lord.
Er..now i'm a reverend does this mean going dwn the pub with me mates is right off the menu? why must i remind everyone that even jesus drank wine... posted by The ONEder Man |
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Quote: why must i remind everyone that even jesus drank wine... Why must I remind everyone, that Jesus was tortured afterwards? posted by knn |
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knn: Can Crossfade bless this forum now? Indeed i shall Knn Lord, make this forum a beackon of truth and honesty where we can all debate to our hearts contentment. give Zero the strength to go for that posts per day record and save Knn the anguish of me not posting pics as attachments. May this forum go on for ever and ever amen *makes sign of cross* posted by Crossfade |
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