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 Skinfully Delicious Nip/Tuck’s Kelly Carlson needs neither nips nor tucks—and we have the photos to prove it. Stuff, October 2004 By Dan Bova Kelly Carlson puts the X in FX. At least, her character, Kimber Henry, does this season on the sometimes gross and always engrossing series Nip/Tuck. Having been dumped like so many tubs of liposuctioned cellulite by her promiscuous plastic-surgeon boyfriend, Kimber finds herself spiraling out of control—and out of her clothes—in the sleazy and sticky world of porn. And if there is a God in heaven, it’s a spiral she won’t crawl out of anytime soon. You might have also seen the cuddly Ms. Carlson in Starship Troopers 2 or on NBC’s Passions—or standing in your driveway last night. She’s been stalking you for years now. STUFF: Your character, Kimber, has developed a bit of a cocaine habit. KELLY: Yeah. I’m actually snorting vitamin B12 powder, because it has the least amount of side effects—you know, for something you can sniff. And it does make you a little wired. After that scene, it was 2 in the morning, and I had to drive to Palm Desert. So it was perfect. I ended up snorting the equivalent of two eight balls, which would be lot of cocaine. It was like a placebo, because I was wired like it was real cocaine. Did you try any of the real stuff—you know, for research purposes? Nooo. Your ex-boyfriend on the show, Christian, says that Kimber is the best sex he’s ever had. Has anyone ever said that to you in real life? [Laughs] I don’t think anybody’s ever told me that. I mean, I’ve been told that I’ve been good in bed, but I don’t know about the best. What kind of standards do these people have? I don’t know. Maybe I need to broaden my—I don’t know. Let’s move on. My Hollywood sources tell me that auditioning can be brutal and humiliating. Can this be true? Yes. I always feel stupid because of two things. One, if it’s a really stupid, dumb script, which I’ve had before—recently. And second, I really think it’s ridiculous when they ask you to do love scenes without a partner. I don’t mean sex scenes, but, like, making out. Or, like, a seduction scene. Especially when you’re supposed to have props, and you are mimicking taking off a garter or your bra. Nothing makes you feel dumber than that. Your shoot was described as “freakin’ awesome” by our intern from Staten Island. What were you thinking about as the photographer snapped away? It’s almost like you’re acting, because the photographer will say, “OK, I want you to look like you’re pissed off” or “Pretend you’re having a great orgasm.” So you just have to kinda find it. Have you ever had to “find” an orgasm for the benefit of a boyfriend? No, I haven’t. Fortunately, I have not had to do that. But I don’t know that I would fake one. I always think that a guy can tell. I just take the blame. “I’m just not…my chemistry’s off. Oh, and I’ll never be calling you again.” [Laughs] True or false: Celebrity dudes make for lousy sex, because they just sort of lie there and wait to get serviced. You know, I’ve never dated a celebrity, but I have to say, I’ve been advised not to date particular actors because of the ego thing. Without naming names, there are specific personalities out there that you don’t want to date. ›Kelly Carlson‹ [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] posted by Echelon |
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| in-my-opinion.orgGirls and Boys, Body & Health, Food & Diet, Home & GardenYummy Girls/Boys [Pictures]Kelly Carlson |
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Since I can only upload 10 pics per post, and I had 12 pics I had to divide them into 2 sets. Here's the rest of the pics. Enjoy. [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] posted by Echelon |
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 Brilliant pics. She looks like a pretty boxer. I don't like her belly button though. posted by knn |
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 you need a life echelon...no offense posted by Agent Zero |
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Agent Zero: you need a life echelon...no offense And you need to come out of the closet. I don't see anyone else complaining about the girls. Not even the girls that post here. posted by Echelon |
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Quote: you need a life echelon...no offense Please, Agent Zero, post some yummy boys pics! You are welcome! posted by knn |
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 Not really my type, too skinny and she ain't got no hips! i think she used to be a man 
posted by Crossfade |
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Crossfade: Not really my type, too skinny and she ain't got no hips! i think she used to be a man No fucking way! I think this is one of the hottest girls I've posted here. She has a beautiful face and a great body. posted by Echelon |
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Quote: No fucking way! I think this is one of the hottest girls I've posted here. She has a beautiful face and a great body. Fight! posted by knn |
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knn: Fight! What's that supposed to mean? 
posted by Echelon |
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Quote: What's that supposed to mean? It means that I want to see proofs for her beauty vs. proofs for her ugliness. Harhar 
Moreover, I said: "She looks like a pretty boxer". Doesn't that say it all?
posted by knn |
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knn: It means that I want to see proofs for her beauty vs. proofs for her ugliness. With you, everything has to come down to this doesn't it?
My proof is already in those pics at the beginning. posted by Echelon |
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..my proof is the fact she has no hips, women without hips = men
posted by Crossfade |
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Quote: women without hips = men There are no female weight lifters at the Olympics?
posted by knn |
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knn: Quote: women without hips = men There are no female weight lifters at the Olympics?Yes but they take so many strength enhancing drugs they turn into men
posted by Crossfade |
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