»Afraid to tell you are an USAnian? Pretend you are Canadian!«
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 Go Canadian  Why "Americans" pretend to be Canadian  Immigration information  How to speak Canadian eh?  How Canadians live  posted by knn |
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| in-my-opinion.orgPoliticsBush, Kerry, IraqAfraid to tell you are an USAnian? Pretend you are Canadian! |
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  It's true, ha everyone here is fine with Canada, infact I'm pretty sure 75 percent don't even know that Canada's a country!
One of the coolest things about *phone rings * Marge: Oh, geez... ... Hi, it's Marge... ... Oh, my. Where?... Yah... Oh, geez... ... Okay. There in a jif...Real good, then. *hangs up and her husband wakes up* Marge: ... You can sleep, hon. It's early yet. Norm: Gotta go? Marge: Yah. Norm: I'll fix ya some eggs. Marge: That's okay, hon. I gotta run. Norm: Gotta eat a breakfast, Marge. I'll fix ya some eggs Marge: Aw, you can sleep, hon. Norm: Ya gotta eat a breakfast... ... I'll fix ya some eggs. Marge: Aw Norm Man: ... So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund && Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, 'So where can a guy find some action - I'm goin' crazy down there at the lake.' And I says, 'What kinda action?' and he says, 'Woman action, what do I look like,' And I says 'Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing,' and he says, 'I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake' and I says, 'Well, this ain't that kinda place.' Gary: Uh-huh. Man: So he says, 'So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin',' only he doesn't use the word jerk. Gary: I unnerstand. Man: And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, 'What do ya think about that?' So I says, 'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then.' Gary: Ya got that right. Man: And he says, 'Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean a old age.' And then he says, 'Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.' Gary: White Bear Lake? Man: Well, Ecklund && Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption. Gary: Oh sure Man: So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides out here and she thought I should call it in, so I called it in. *few seconds silence* Man: End a story. posted by hungarian kid |
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 A great set of quotes from Fargo. Fargo is indeed a hilarious movie.  posted by volonteshiva |
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 i don't have a floppy head. posted by allone |
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 FARGO IS NOT CANADIAN...fargo took place in freaking wisconsin... posted by Agent Zero |
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canada..suck it long and suck it hard  posted by tardo |
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 tardo: canada..suck it long and suck it hard No canada rules i live there with my dad half the time and england the other half . Oh and you are from America, bunch of fast food eating fatties who cant read or write and spell colour like this ( color ) i mean colour is'nt meant to be spelt like that. I apologize to all other americans on the forum , except you agent zero
nah just joking high 5 posted by Kupov |
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hungarian kid: It's true, ha everyone here is fine with Canada, infact I'm pretty sure 75 percent don't even know that Canada's a country!
One of the coolest things about *phone rings * Marge: Oh, geez... ... Hi, it's Marge... ... Oh, my. Where?... Yah... Oh, geez... ... Okay. There in a jif...Real good, then. *hangs up and her husband wakes up* Marge: ... You can sleep, hon. It's early yet. Norm: Gotta go? Marge: Yah. Norm: I'll fix ya some eggs. Marge: That's okay, hon. I gotta run. Norm: Gotta eat a breakfast, Marge. I'll fix ya some eggs Marge: Aw, you can sleep, hon. Norm: Ya gotta eat a breakfast... ... I'll fix ya some eggs. Marge: Aw Norm Man: ... So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund && Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, 'So where can a guy find some action - I'm goin' crazy down there at the lake.' And I says, 'What kinda action?' and he says, 'Woman action, what do I look like,' And I says 'Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing,' and he says, 'I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake' and I says, 'Well, this ain't that kinda place.' Gary: Uh-huh. Man: So he says, 'So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin',' only he doesn't use the word jerk. Gary: I unnerstand. Man: And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, 'What do ya think about that?' So I says, 'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then.' Gary: Ya got that right. Man: And he says, 'Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean a old age.' And then he says, 'Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.' Gary: White Bear Lake? Man: Well, Ecklund && Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption. Gary: Oh sure Man: So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides out here and she thought I should call it in, so I called it in. *few seconds silence* Man: End a story. This draws a pretty good picture of USAnian ignorance ... The dialect or accent in northwest USA comes from the enormous amount of scandinavian immigrants who setteled there, and has not so much to do with the Canadian way of speech. Ya = Ja (Yes) Aw = Ċ (Oh) posted by Kopt |
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North-east, i mean. posted by Kopt |
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 Kupov: apologize to all other americans on the forum heh kupov tardo was me  i was just messin' around trying to get a stir outta you...and it worked 
posted by The ONEder Man |
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 The ONEder Man: heh kupov tardo was me Evil evil i was just messin' around trying to get a stir outta you...and it worked Yes, oh yes.. keep going
posted by Kupov |
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