»Judge your religion by renaming Jesus. Crazy mind trip«

What would happen if we don't call Jesus "Jesus" but give him some other name?
So whenever the talk is about bible etc, we could call Jesus, say, "Wolfgang" because the mere mention of "Jesus" blinds us because of our prejudice/preknowledge.

Let's change some names.

Oh, holy Wolfgang, you died for us 2000 years ago.
Noone comes to heaven except through Wolfgang.
Wolfgang 's mother Anita was born without a sin.

Before the world existed, Wolfgang did already exist.

Wolfgang and the Holy Spook are one.
Wolfgang is goddess and goddess is Wolfgang.

posted by knn

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knn:

and the Holy Spook are one.

Now some people might find that offensive, Jessie Jackson wouldn't like being called that! White laugh

Man that's a tasteless joke! White laugh

And so Randy Numan spoke unto thee New Yorkalites, and thus came the commandments unto which they would follow!
1. Thou shall not play Randys Piano
2. Thou shall not bad mouth Randys parents, no matter how great the girth of his mother is
3. Thou shall not murder Randy
4. Thou shall not badmout Randy
5. Thou must like no other pianists but Randy
And so, his half-arsed list was created!

I put dibs on calling God Randy Numan! Or Richard Simmons! Or Slyfox! Or T-Bone, yeah, T-booone!

posted by hungarian kid

Weiter, weiter ins Verderben!
Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben!

Randy is cool

hungarian kid:

Or Richard Simmons! Or Slyfox! Or T-Bone, yeah, T-booone!

No, that's already too joking.

I want a name that isn't funny, isn't Christian and isn't too preloaded with meaning.

Randy is maybe good indeed.

Maybe I should replace all "J-e-s-u-s" to "A circumsized Jew called Jehoshua"

posted by knn

What Would Wolfgang Do?

posted by Tiefling

Wolfgang would...

Tiefling:

What Would Wolfgang Do?

Wolfgang would return on his white horse and kill all the bad guys.

posted by knn

hah hah lets all bash christians and what they beleive. when if someone were to bash what you beilieve you would be all like "hey quit shoving tings down my throat and telling me my religion is wrong" whats the difference between you bashing what i beleive compared to me bashing what you believe? you would judge me more wouldnt you. im not gonna bash waht you beielve because its your choice to beleive whatever it is you beileve. but i do have to say, i hate it when people make fun of what i believe. Who are you to say what is right and wrong? we wont see who is right till we die but until then all we can do is have faith.

posted by Agent Zero

We're like 711 we're not always doing business but we're always open.-Murph-boondock saints

Who is making fun here?

Agent Zero:

Who are you to say what is right and wrong?

Someone who knows of the crimes and dangers of Christianity. And its failures and members. And contradictions.

And how is this thread making fun of someone? I don't understand you.

posted by knn

renaming jesus

how about aryan White laugh

joking...obviously

posted by the anomaly

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And how is this thread making fun of someone? I don't understand you.

your moking christianity which is making fun of it

posted by Agent Zero

Reflect your own religion instead of complaining

Agent Zero:

your moking christianity which is making fun of it

What? I just changed the name. Instead of saying Jesus, I said Wolfgang. It rather shows you how ridiculous the claims of Christianity are than me making fun.

I could even go further. Let's take Reverend Moon (Unification Church). Let's say:

•	Reverend Moon's mother never had sex, yet she gave birth to him

•	Because Reverend Moon lives for our sins we can reach heaven

•	Before the world was Reverend Moon already existed

•	At the end of times Reverend Moon will separate the good from the evil

•	Reverend Moon will sit to the right of god

•	You have to pray to Reverend Moon's holy mother who is the mother of the universe

Ridiculous? Yet Christians do something like this every day.

Hey, I like this one:

•	Reverend Moon is circumsized. His cut off foreskin is the wedding ring between heaven and the mother church.

Give me a freakin' break!

posted by knn

moon is a lunitic, he thinks he is a god, seriously, you don't beleive what he says do you?

posted by Agent Zero

Offtopic

Agent Zero:

moon is a lunitic, he thinks he is a god, seriously, you don't beleive what he says do you?

Offtopic. What has this thread to do with Reverend Moon?

Do you get the point of this thread or not? Hey, you are a Christian and a Bush supporter, right?

posted by knn

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* Reverend Moon is circumsized. His cut off foreskin is the wedding ring between heaven and the mother church.

maybe you would like some of his theorys on...things...

Eve bumped uglies with Satan and thereby consigned humanity to the Kingdom of Hell.
Jesus ruined his chance to purify mankind when he neglected to get married and father children.
Sun Myung Moon is succeeding where Jesus failed.
Worshipping Moon is now mankind's last chance for redemption.

posted by Agent Zero

Offtopic #2

Agent Zero:

Stop making offtopic post.

posted by knn

you brought him up

posted by Agent Zero

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