»Please give Jesus secular attributes/descriptions«

The task in this thread is to give Jesus a secular/worldly/non-religious description in 1 short sentence:

•	Jehoshua, executed as a criminal with 33

•	Jehoshua, the prosecuted table designer from Middle East

•	Jehoshua, the self-proclaimed messiah

•	Jehoshua, a circumsized Jew from Jerusalem

•	Jehoshua, son of an unidentified father

•	Jehoshua, son of an father with unknown whereabouts

•	Jehoshua, whose followers claim he was god himself

•	Jehoshua, whose followers are infamous for brutality throughout history

•	Jehoshua, whose alleged father engaged in mass killings

The description MUST BE TRUE.

posted by knn

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*Jehoshua, Young carpenter with an interest in god!

posted by hungarian kid

hungarian kid:

*Jehoshua, Young carpenter with an interest in god!

*yawn*

posted by knn

knn:

*yawn*

Hrmm... if that's because it has religious significance -

knn:

* Jehoshua, a circumsized Jew from Jerusalem

If it's just a false fact, say so! Otherwise don't be a hypocrite, I only said that cus I saw what you said (ha the old I did it cus I someone else doing it White laugh

!)

posted by hungarian kid

Weiter, weiter ins Verderben!
Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben!

yawn = boring

hungarian kid:

Hrmm... if that's because it has religious significance -

No, because it's true but boring

posted by knn

knn:

hungarian kid:

Hrmm... if that's because it has religious significance -

No, because it's true but boring

And what you said was just rivotting stuff, I've never been so on the edge of my seat! My god it was fantastic stuff, like reading Lord of the Rings all over again! Smile devil

How bout this -

•	Jehoshua, had several films made in the 20th century depicting him as someone of a holy man!

posted by hungarian kid

hungarian kid:

* Jehoshua, had several films made

Haha, that's cool.

Hey, that make me think of

•	Jehoshua, who was an analphabet

•	Jehoshua, who never finished school

posted by knn

•	Jehoshua, not a white man.

posted by volonteshiva

how about

*Jehoshua, a carpenter who learned to do magic tricks.

posted by allone

Understanding this thread

allone:

*Jehoshua, a carpenter who learned to do magic tricks.

What? Learned from whom? Magic? Why magic?

Definitely not a fact.

posted by knn

turning water into wine
walking on water
disappearing from a tomb

i would call those magic tricks when you look at them in a secular/worldly/non-religious way.

i gave Jesus a secular/worldly/non-religious description, a carpenter who could do magic tricks.

posted by allone

3 statements that make me angry

allone:

turning water into wine
walking on water
disappearing from a tomb

The description MUST BE TRUE. OK let me repeat

•	SECULAR descriptions

•	must be TRUE, not some hogwash believers claim

Making stinking deads move is not necessary magic, but ability/power. Was it magic when god created earth? But that's another topic.

So this statement "a carpenter who learned to do magic tricks" contains 3 doubtful statements and makes me angry.