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the anomaly:
your a bit thick aren't you?

its called "English" for the wholly unsurprising reason that the language originated in England...which is in Britain...which is in Europe...

so stop raping the language

So the Greeks invented the Straw that we use today to drink things when they used a real piece of straw to drink stuff. That's why it's called a straw, but it took the US to make the thing something people could use without getting splinters and catching disease. As a courtesy, we decided to not rename the straw, because it would just confuse the Greeks. so... On a similar note, after 1776, we had this language, and we were all like, "Man, those British can't do anything right", so we changed it around a bunch to make it better, but so as to not confuse anyone from the UK, we kept the name English, instead of just changing it to Americanese or something...


posted by GuyFromOH
  -GuyFromOH

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Learn some greek



The greeks don't call a straw a "straw" unless they are speaking English, silly!

posted by fatpie42
  



GuyFromOH:
On a similar note, after 1776, we had this language, and we were all like, "Man, those British can't do anything right", so we changed it around a bunch to make it better

And more illiterate. White laugh
Come on, we Australians havn't changed it at all, and we were all convicts. You'd think English would've been raped harder by convicts than by pilgrims...
Then again... it wasn't JUST convicts...

Did you really have to change mum to mom though?


posted by hungarian kid
  Weiter, weiter ins Verderben!
Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben!



british english is spoken mostly around the world. though i live in los angeles, i was originally born in malaysia (around indonesian and phillipines area) and we spoke british english because we were under british rule. and i think america is dumb. the language change is alright (took awhile to get ued to it), but if you really want to complain, complain about the dumb measuring system: feet, inches, miles, WTH? Thumb Down ?

posted by sangu
  

Re: yes



sangu:
complain about the dumb measuring system: feet, inches, miles, WTH? Thumb Down ?

You realise that this is ALSO a legacy from British rule? Many of our measurements in Britain have changed to metric now, but we still use miles. Miles are cool.

Not to mention pints... nothing like a good pint Smile


posted by fatpie42
  "The beauty of the Superman came to me as a shadow. What are the gods to me now!"

I'll be the first to admit



... We don't speak English. We speak 'Marican.

posted by Tiefling
  



fatpie42:
You realise that this is ALSO a legacy from British rule? Many of our measurements in Britain have changed to metric now, but we still use miles

so you're saying that Britain used that whole feet, inches, miles, what not system and america just copied it? then british people got smart and changed it to metric but americans didn't?


posted by sangu
  

tried it...



sangu:
then british people got smart and changed it to metric but americans didn't?

The US tried to convert to the metric system a few decades ago... It went over HORRIBLY here. We USers love being arrogant assholes.


posted by volonteshiva
  

really?



volonteshiva:
The US tried to convert to the metric system a few decades ago...

why did it go horrible? people not used to it i guess...weird.


posted by sangu
  

Metric Money



At least you've always had a metric money system.

We used to shillings and ha'pennys in Britain. Goodness knows who much money the British managed to make by having a completely incomprehensible monetary system!

That's one form of imperial units America has never had to worry about!

posted by fatpie42
  

Globalisation



sangu:
so you're saying that Britain used that whole feet, inches, miles, what not system and america just copied it? then british people got smart and changed it to metric but americans didn't?

Not got smart. It has something to do with global standardization.


posted by knn
  

so...doesnt it



knn:
Not got smart. It has something to do with global standardization.

still make british smart? they quickly conformed to the global standard leaving america alone in the dust with their own system.


posted by sangu
  

Re: so...doesnt it



sangu:
knn:
Not got smart. It has something to do with global standardization.

still make british smart? they quickly conformed to the global standard leaving america alone in the dust with their own system.

Well, one of the Mars probes crashed because 1 scientist used the english system in his calculations and another used the metric system in his calculation...

Other than just being asshole, the US can retain it's system of weights and measures because it is big enough and self-contained/sufficient enough to not care... Now if the US was the size of France or whatnot, then I am pretty sure we would be on the global standard...


posted by volonteshiva
  

Drive on the right



sangu:
so you're saying that Britain used that whole feet, inches, miles, what not system and america just copied it?

It's interesting that they didn't copy the "drive-on-the-left-side system".

Always wondered.


posted by knn
  

metric in us



sangu:
volonteshiva:The US tried to convert to the metric system a few decades ago...

why did it go horrible? people not used to it i guess...weird.

Everything you buy at the grocery store is labeled in the English and SI units, there are some road signs that have km on them, every spedometer has both Km and Miles on it, but that may be to drive to Canada.

I can get used to metric measurments at the store, but I just can't get a feel for Celsius vs Fahrenheit, I know what it's going to feel like with the weatherman says 72 degrees F, but if he says something like 23C, I have no idea what to expect.


posted by GuyFromOH
  



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