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»Ode to Punctuation (also, Plea for)«







(I'm not sure if this goes in the "my own art" section because I'm not asking for feedback on it.. then again, it is a poem. Anyways it's just a spur of the moment spark at people who don't use periods and commas. people who write like this who don't use any punctuation at all its so annoying its hard to understand people please use punctuation so i don't have to dissect your sentences its so inconvenient aughh oh and in my poem that's a lot of -tion words isnt it im so cool yeah I am you know it you can nod and smile right now please stroke my ego)

Oh, for punctuation
I have such admiration
It’s careful integration
Into a conversation
Gives the operation
Of communication
Great acceleration.
Using punctuation
Should not be aberration
As its use in the transportation
Of valuable information
Merits celebration.
If the population
Would use punctuation
They'd have my appreciation.
So have determination
To use punctuation
It will speed the cessation
Of my aggravation
At your retardation.
Please make utilization
Of the information
From your education.

Thank you for your consideration.

(I know that was retarded. Still. Use punctuation. Yes, oh yes.. keep going )

posted by Nianza
  A city is a place where people go to be lonely together.

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punctuationisoverratedsoisthespacebarIMO Very Happy

posted by The ONEder Man
  



Evil, very evil. *twitches*


posted by Nianza
  



Man, I think Agent Zero should learn this by heart, and think about it before he begins to write a post! White laugh

posted by Echelon
  

Affirmative



Echelon:
Man, I think Agent Zero should learn this by heart, and think about it before he begins to write a post!

Hear, hear! White laugh
Nianza:
So have determination
To use punctuation
It will speed the cessation
Of my aggravation
At your retardation.

White laugh
Oh, you do have a wicked streak, Nianza. I like it. Evil evil


posted by nocturnal_anonymous
  "NO CAPES!"



I know.. Evil evil I couldn't resist! "Retardation" was too good a "-tion" word to waste. Yes, oh yes.. keep going

posted by Nianza
  



rofl Nianza, that was fantastic. That's an original from you?

posted by Tiefling
  



Thanks. Yep, it's mine. Very Happy

posted by Nianza
  



Nianza:
Thanks. Yep, it's mine.

White laugh Thumb Up


posted by knn
  





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