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»Who was the real father of Jesus?«

Describe the circumstances of the Jesus embryo

    
• Don't know / Don't care
50%
 50%  [ 2 ]
• The father of Jesus was Joseph of Arimathea (= Maria cheated on her husband)
25%
 25%  [ 1 ]
• The father of Jesus was an alien (= extra-terrestrial insemination)
25%
 25%  [ 1 ]
• The father of Jesus was Joseph the Betrothed (Maria's husband, foster-father of Jesus)
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
• The father of Jesus was the holy ghost (= no biological man involved)
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
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Number of counted votes: 4




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If you want I can add options like
[x] Joseph was impotent (Christian tradition shows him as very old) thus Maria had a right to cheat
[x] Maria's vagina was penetrated (because some claim that the father was the holy ghost, but sex was needed nevertheless to create the body)
[x] Maria's hymen was torn (because some claim that virgin means "virgin in the spirit")
[x] Maria didn't know who the father was thus she lied
[x] Maria knew who the father was but she lied to Joseph
[x] The procreation was not natural (holy ghost, aliens), but Maria was not a virgin anyway
[x] The term "virgin" is a mistranslation and meant originally "young girl".
[x] Maria stayed a virgin her whole life (Muslims believe that) after Jesus was born
[x] Maria (whether she was a virgin or not) may have engaged in heavy petting or non-vaginal sex
[x] Maria (whether she was a virgin or not) may have engaged in french kissing (= tongue kissing)
[x] Maria was a virgin because she was bodily handicapped or mentally handicapped or very ugly
[x] Maria cheated on Joseph and Joseph knew it but he kept still to spare her the death penalty




posted by knn
  

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