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 This is the neverending "Stupidity that sounds wise & Sponti sayings" thread... OK, I'll start:
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 knn: The prettiest woman in every man's life is his mother.
The happiest day in every woman's life is her wedding day. To have a fulfilled life a man should father a son, plant a tree and build a house. Love your car and it will love you back... The prettiest admin in every persons life is their own. The happiest day in every admins life is their birthday. To have a fulfilled life, an admin should clone themself, destroy another forum and replace that forum with their own. Love your forum users and they will love you back... posted by hungarian kid |
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Time heals all wounds. Jesus heals all wounds. Jesus = Time posted by knn |
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Jesus is the one who withstands time, or stands outside of time. "Rock of Ages" is an hymn which pretty much sum this point of dogma up.   posted by sleuthslayer |
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sleuthslayer: Actually, the opposite is true in Christian dogma Opposites attract... Jesus loves whores. What is dogma for one, is catpa for the other. Circumcision is the American way of life. posted by knn |
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 if i knew what kinda pills you guys were popping, i might consider recreational drug use again posted by The ONEder Man |
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The ONEder Man: if i knew what kinda pills you guys were popping I don't know how to call this thread... Maybe it should be something "Neverending smartasses" or "Neverending pieces of wisdom" or so? posted by knn |
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Yesterday we have been close to the abyss, today we are one step further Our parents want only our best, but we won't give it to them The only thing that keeps me here is gravity posted by knn |
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 Life is like cheese and crackers Peaple believe in some crazy things, but we don't we go crazy posted by Agent Zero |
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if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off posted by The ONEder Man |
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that's a good one When life throws you apples make aplesauce, by shooting the apple with a 12 gauge posted by Agent Zero |
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i heard a few of these a while back form a wise wise man Confucius say, man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long. Confucius say, baseball wrong...man with four balls cannot walk.  posted by The ONEder Man |
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 To profit from the life of others... write biographies. I wish I was dead and the world made of cheese... posted by knn |
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 knn: To profit from the life of others... write biographies.
I wish I was dead and the world made of cheese... When life throws you a pie you make a tall glass of piemonade. posted by Kupov |
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Here's a few words of wisdom: in-my-opinion.org is my literary latrine, where I purge my verbal bowels and bladder of waste material, while the good stuff gets put away on my hard drive. posted by MindSlavery Florida |
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