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My Job sucks
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Dagur Kári Jónsson, Your ideal job is a As the Speaking Clock.



posted by Pawnatron
  The Chief of this forum will call me a genius, move me to Moscow, and give me a
million bucks hard currency

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i put in "big cock" and it said

ideal job is a NUN

i put in my real name

"who are you kidding,you work?"

and i put in my porno name(first pet and mothers maiden name)

and got "goal scoring superstar hero

hahaha

posted by the anomaly
  



Crossfade = LumberJack
David+surname = Movie Star
Dave+surname = Church minister! after being ordained it's obvious i must join a monastery right now! White laugh

posted by Crossfade
  



Nice and easy, isn't it? Should have tried it before going to university, would have known I don't really need a qualification to work:

First name= Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome.

Full name, Your ideal job is a Movie star.

mymla, Your ideal job is a Litter Warden.

I simply love the last one. Not again

posted by mymla
  

hahaha



i put in my first name and got mad scientist

i put in my surname and got human shield

posted by the anomaly
  



I did my first name and got Puppeteer, did my first name and surname and got Kids Tv Show Presenter and when I did all three of my names I got Astrologer.. HA.

LOL, I did my Hungarian name and got - Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd. White laugh White laugh


Then my Irish name got - A spinster with cats.

Jerryatric Hostess Pilot, Your ideal job is a porn star

Jim Ferry Canoso, Your ideal job is a Office Gopher

Carl , Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.

Mike Hunt, Your ideal job is a Human Shield.

Jimmi Hendrix, Your ideal job is a Puppeteer.

HA, this one was great -
David Blane, Your ideal job is a Satan.

George Bush, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd.

Russel Crowe, Your ideal job is a Headteacher.

Keanu Reeves, Your ideal job is a Movie star.

Neo, Your ideal job is a Panto Dame.

Agent Zero, Your ideal job is a Dentist.

posted by hungarian kid
  Weiter, weiter ins Verderben!
Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben!



Jobpredictor, Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.

Knn, Your ideal job is a Astrologer.

Another Smith, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp.

John Mirra, Your ideal job is a Dog Walker.

David Schwimmer, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?.

Ricky Martin, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak.

David Beckham, Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp.

John Howard, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

Tony Blair, Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away.

posted by hungarian kid
  

my list



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ben, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer

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The ONEder Man, Your ideal job is a Superhero.

up up and away!
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ben nye, Your ideal job is a Unemployed

lol
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your mom, Your ideal job is a Porn Star.

hehe sorry to here that guys...
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brittany spears, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world

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liberal slayer, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak

sorry bud..


posted by The ONEder Man
  I know where you live. I will send a rape commando -- knn

You must specify a subject when posting...AGAIN ! ?



Pawnatron, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist.

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God, Your ideal job is a Church Minister.

That was weird. Maybe these things arent Random Very Happy

Jesus, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.

and Numer 8, Driving a 4-26 Mustand. We give you...his holyness Jesus CHRIST !

George W Bush, Your ideal job is a .
What the...?

Michael Moore, Your ideal job is a MSP
MSP? M.S.P? Major ''Shady Pimp''?

Job Predictor, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter.

Enter your name, Your ideal job is a Hypnotist.

...bla bla bla, go's on and on White laugh

posted by Pawnatron
  

Air steward?



If I put in my middle name then I'm an air steward. But if I only say my christian name and surname name then I'm a porn star!

My first name on it's own makes me a traffic warden. :s

posted by fatpie42
  



BlueSky: Emperor of all the world.

My First Name: Anything except what you're doing now

With Full Name: Pirate.

posted by blueSky
  



fatpie42 - animal therapist

andrew - traffic warden

full name - porn star!

posted by fatpie42
  

Meaning of Wife



Quote:
full name - porn star!

Hmm... so _Fat_ and _Pie_ really have a meaning?


posted by knn
  

Matthew



mate comes up with "shoplifting" with just his Christian name.

His fiancee is a "panto dame". That is, until he marries her this September, at which point she will be a "rabbit slayer". Hehe!

posted by fatpie42
  





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