»J. Edgar Hoover Appreciation Thread...It's Back!«
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J. Edgar Hoover served as director of the FBI from 1924 to 1972, a space of almost five decades. He was appointed by President Coolidge and served until his death during the term of President Nixon. Many historians consider him the most powerful official ever to serve in the US government. He had a pretty face and his farts smelled good. He was nice to animals and they loved him back. Although I was born after his death in 1972, I consider him a personal friend and my own special guardian angel. Sometimes at night I think about him and do naughty things. Does anyone else have these kind of thoughts about Director Hoover? I thought this would be a good place for us to post our J. Edgar Hoover fan fiction as well. I am writing an epic poem about J. Edgar Hoover and his intrepid G-Men fighting Nazi's in orbit around a distant planet. It's called "G-Men in Zero-G." Coming soon in a kleenex near you, haha! [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] posted by holy_of_holies |
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| in-my-opinion.orgFun and Weirdness and GamingJokes, Fun, Riddles, Shocking, NonsenseJ. Edgar Hoover Appreciation Thread...It's Back! |
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J. Edgar Hoover and FBI Assistant Director Clyde Tolson were playing golf one day on their day off and it was a sunny day. Edgar said, "Hey, Clyde, keep your head down and swing right through!" Clyde said, "Whatever you say big guy." They were buddies like that. Suddenly the bank robbers ran across the golf course. They were running away and the cops were running after them. But the cops were getting tired from all the running. So Edgar said to Clyde, "Time for action Robin." And Clyde said, "Whatever you say Batman." That was their secret code in the FBI plus they were buddies. So they put on their fedoras and went racing after the robbers in the golf cart. It was a fast golf cart. They caught the robbers, but the robbers were communists and they started throwing punches. Bam! Sock! Zowie! In no time Edgar and Clyde had beaten up the robbers. Then Edgar put his foot on the pile of robbers and the reporters took pictures of them smiling and shaking hands over the pile of robbers, BEST FRIENDS 4-EVER! HERE ARE SOME PICTURES OF EDGAR AND CLYDE! YOU GUYS KICK ASS!     [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] posted by holy_of_holies |
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No one's posted here yet? You guys are all blue pills! posted by holy_of_holies |
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Here are some photos of the young, sexy J. Edgar Hoover. [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] posted by holy_of_holies |
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In addition to being the world's premier crimefighting organization, Hoover's FBI had a team of genius scientists working behind the scenes to crack the cases that shocked the nation. They invented secret ways to beat the mob and the cominists. Without them, the world would have been lost. [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] posted by holy_of_holies |
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Well, I'm about to give up on this thread, though a lot of people seem to be checking it out, because...well...I might as well admit it...Edgar and I broke up. It was a rather acrimonious split, and now I have agents after me. I know, he's been dead for thirty-three years, but I really think we could have been great together. Isn't it pretty to think so? Anyway, now Edgar is mad at his buddy Clyde too and is hanging around with all these other guys. Check out the pics. Here he is hanging out with Nixon, RFK, OJ, and in his shriner outfit. God he was hot. [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] posted by holy_of_holies |
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All that work and not one reply? You guys/gals aren't scared to post here are you? Here is Edgar's grave...see? He can't get you! [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] posted by holy_of_holies |
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Here is J. Edgar Hoover with JFK and a shot of the Hoover FBI Building in Washington DC. More to come unless somebody replies here! [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] posted by holy_of_holies |
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I know you're looking at this thread from the hit count, but none of you are replying. So I guess I have to post more pictures of the man, the myth, the legend, FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover. Warning: I have some nudes. Look forward to hearing your thoughts... Remember: HOOVER FANS ONLY!  [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] posted by holy_of_holies |
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 yes...he was a great man...um...i appreciate him fully and give thanks to all he's done for your great nation...um, i uh...um don't know much about him since, he was never really...he didn't um...i live in canada so we never had to learn about him...which isnt an excuse for not knowing about him because obviously, from the posts, he was a wonderful person...but...yes hooray for hoover i use a hoover vac...does that...count? and in london, instead of saying, i need to vacuum the room, they say, i need to "hoover"...i think that alone speaks volumes about this great man posted by gkiss |
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I convinced gkiss to call J. Edgar Hoover "a great man" by threatening to show nude pictures of him and badgering her in a PM. But at least gkiss was brave enough to reply! Thank you, gkiss! Not even the great KNN has touched this thread with his rapier wit. Now it can end. SERIOUS NOTE J. Edgar Hoover was arguably the worst and most abusive official in the history of the United States, in addition to having been the most powerful. While promoting the FBI as a state-of-the-art crimefighting unit, he secretly had mob ties. He kept files on presidents, senators, etc. and tacitly threatened to expose their sex lives if they removed him from power, while himself firing competent agents who were not handsome enough for him. Here's a quote I got from Wikipedia that illustrates his attitude toward sex: "I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce." Clyde Tolson was his inseperable companion for life, and they are buried next to each other. posted by holy_of_holies |
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Our Hoover who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name... [CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE] posted by holy_of_holies |
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is it too late to take back what i said about him? 
posted by gkiss |
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I already got your post tattooed on my back, so tough luck, haha. posted by holy_of_holies |
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dammit! hahaha posted by gkiss |
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