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A new bikini that bleeps every 15 minutes to prevent holidaymakers from sleeping in the sun is set for launch in Britain.

New Look, Britain's third-biggest women's clothes retailer, was to launch the "Tan-Timer Bikini" on Brighton beach on the south coast.

Some 59 per cent of Britons admit to nodding off in the sun, so the electronic device, which attaches to the swimsuit, bleeps every quarter of an hour to remind dozy Brits to wake up and seek shade or roll over to toast the other side.

The bikini is to hit stores across the kingdom next week.

"As well as the health implication of over-exposing your skin to the sun, burnt or peeling skin is not a good look for the image-conscious," New Look's marketing director Hash Ladha said.

"With 56 per cent of men finding sunburnt peeling skin unattractive, we hope the Tan-Timer Bikini will help our customers avoid that mistake and feel confident when slipping on their summer dresses."

A spokeswoman for the company says a male version could be in the pipeline.




posted by hungarian kid
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Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben!

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I don't understand why you wanna get darker.. weird.
hungarian kid:
A spokeswoman for the company says a male version could be in the pipeline.

OMG OMG White laugh Evil evil


posted by ryder
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ryder:
I don't understand why you wanna get darker.. weird.

Becuase we don't all have perfect skin like you ryder... *knock on door* *hides instant tanning cream* cooming...
ryder:
A spokeswoman for the company says a male version could be in the pipeline.

Oh Good finally w way to know when i have the perfect tan Evil evil our Canadian skin burns easy.


posted by Kupov
  



ryder:
I don't understand why you wanna get darker.. weird.

Neither, I don't find tans that attractive. And fake tans make you orange. yuck

But I do like sleeping in the sun sometimes. So that bikini is just... stupid heh.


posted by hungarian kid
  



ryder:
I don't understand why you wanna get darker.. weird.

Neither, I don't find tans that attractive. And fake tans make you orange. yuck

But I do like sleeping in the sun sometimes. So that bikini is just... stupid heh.


posted by hungarian kid
  



Kupov:
Becuase we don't all have perfect skin like you ryder

of course you can see that from the other side of the world.. I learned something new, I guess White laugh

But really, creamy white skin has so much appeal; use sunblock, not tanner!


posted by ryder
  



ryder:
But really, creamy white skin has so much appeal; use sunblock, not tanner!

yuck


posted by The ONEder Man
  



The ONEder Man:
yuck

Oops could you please be more explicit? Yes, oh yes.. keep going

Btw that's not a racist comment, I can see how it could seem like one.. When you're white, keep it white, don't try to go black/brown and end up yellow or orange or one of those weirder brown colours.


posted by ryder
  



i beg to differ, i think tanning makes you look more health than a pale white with dark circles around your eyes What? When? Where? Why?

posted by The ONEder Man
  



*sigh* personal preference then


posted by ryder
  



ryder:
*sigh* personal preference then

you find zombies attractive then? White laugh


posted by The ONEder Man
  



The ONEder Man:
you find zombies attractive then?

*giggles* zombies have creamy white skin? Oooh I wanna see I wanna see..

No, that's pasty. Look, there's Edward Scissorhands!

And we look almost as sick with either our Asian or our dusky skin, and dark circles. Dark circles are bad by themselves. No matter what the skin.

Hmm but yeah you should have seen more of those zombies than I have so maybe you're right. Till then I still say keep the skin and don't try to change it.

Mm MJ went the other way around.. but dark skin shouldn't be too lightened either. Aaah, is there anything better than to post here and to drink something


posted by ryder
  



now this guy just needs some sun...

[CLICK HERE TO VIEW THIS PICTURE]


posted by The ONEder Man
  



No that's what happens when you get too much sun and get skin cancer. Silly and stupid, that's how I feel

posted by ryder
  



The ONEder Man:
i beg to differ, i think tanning makes you look more health than a pale white with dark circles around your eyes

How do you find out what I look like?
ryder:
No that's what happens when you get too much sun and get skin cancer.

Tans are actually very bad for your skin in general, but i would prefer them to my skin in general yuck
ryder:
And we look almost as sick with either our Asian or our dusky skin, and dark circles

Yeah but you can have pale asian skin and look great and daek asian skin and look great but if you go to pale with your white skin... yuck


posted by Kupov
  



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