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I've seriously reached my tolerance threshold for these things!

WHY OH WHY do people have to send the same darned email to you, when they acknowledge the fact that it is
• crappy
• childish
• a waste of time
• just plain silly
This is really weird! Just read it. I guess its important something good
will happen! LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK! Sorry, but this
chain letter is for real.

Dear All,
this is a true fact

And the classic
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1997) YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE… GOOD LUCK!

Sure, capitalize, like that's going to get me to agree with you more. Not again

Typical, they say "OMG LOOK this is so KEWL and so INTERESTING" and say Jane Doe had bad luck with it, and John Whatchamacalit found his true love and Jacob Knowitall got his dream job and ooh this is all true. And then there's the mind-numbingly stupid 'message' of the mail, and then the characteristic "if you don't send it to... the sky will fall on you in 237 nanoseconds". 1 joke 2 idiots

Sure, there is occasionally the interesting 'trivia' or something actually funny. But all that is overshadowed in messages that just involve a lot of scrolling and some dumb wannabe-wiseacre comment at the end. It's really annoying to check your mail to see a friend who's mailed you after so long, only to realise it's a friggin forward. And some of them just contain pages of previous recipients and senders, and some are so garbled under formatting they consume so much space! And heck it is just so annoying to receive the same darn things umpteen times!

Crappy chain mail Marine


posted by ryder
  All your base are belong to us


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ryder:
It's really annoying to check your mail to see a friend who's mailed you after so long, only to realise it's a friggin forward.

I agree with you on that. It really pisses me off.

Some of them are interesting - but the interesting ones are usually hoaxes after I check them out on truthorfiction.com.


posted by nocturnal_anonymous
  "NO CAPES!"



I quite agree. And the problem is, senders usually get very offended when they're told that their forwards are hoaxes or unwanted spam. The response usually is, "Well fine I won't send you anything then," as if these senders lack the discernment to differentiate between a simple email and unwanted spam.

Maybe they do! I learned something new, I guess

posted by Tiefling
  



Tiefling:
I quite agree. And the problem is, senders usually get very offended when they're told that their forwards are hoaxes or unwanted spam. The response usually is, "Well fine I won't send you anything then," as if these senders lack the discernment to differentiate between a simple email and unwanted spam.

Maybe they do! I learned something new, I guess

So you are saying my email to you about Penis Enlargement was a hoax/spam? Well screw you buddy!

Angry shooter


posted by volonteshiva
  



Just received another one of those "My dad died on 9/11 and my mommy is in the hospital: for every email you send, the red cross will donate 10 c e n t s to us...blah blah blah"...

You can't freakin' track forwarded email, people!

:edit:
Haha, my post said, "the red cross wil donate 10 testicles to us" White laugh

posted by nocturnal_anonymous
  



nocturnal_anonymous:
Haha, my post said, "the red cross wil donate 10 testicles to us" White laugh

NA, testicles are in high demand in many parts of the world! Please think of the children and donate! White laugh


posted by volonteshiva
  



Hahaha, the Red Cross is going to donate 10 testicles to her, huh? I wonder who the donors are...

posted by Tiefling
  



volonteshiva:
NA, testicles are in high demand in many parts of the world! Please think of the children and donate!

I'm one of those children. I don't know what to do Just kidding, I'm not interested in a sex change.White laugh
Tiefling:
Hahaha, the Red Cross is going to donate 10 testicles to her, huh? I wonder who the donors are...

Not just 10. It's 10 for every person you send it too! See what a great idea this is? Now the kid who lost his dad and has an injured mom in the hospital will have ... more than enough!
...Of testicles. White laugh


posted by nocturnal_anonymous
  



volonteshiva:
So you are saying my email to you about Penis Enlargement was a hoax/spam? Well screw you buddy!

White laugh


posted by Kupov
  





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