»A logical explanation of christianity«

The ONLY possible conclusion...believe or perish

Jesus Christ is a (rich and powerfull) man from the future and he is a nazi, the Jews have taken over everything and though nothing is wrong he hates Jews so he is a nazi, him and a group of other nazis *virgin mary etc* went back in time to try and stop Judaism from growing.

•	Virgin mary WAS a virgin because she has had sex in the future but not in this time

•	Jesus COULD perform miracles heal a blind man etc because he had powerfull future medical technology

•	Jesus could be reborn because when he died it was just his past self

•	to get baby Jesus mary just travelled back to the day he was born and kidnapped him

Either this or everone in the bible was an alien White laugh

posted by Kupov

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Kupov:

Jesus Christ is a (rich and powerfull) man from the future and he is a nazi,

So this is the only logical explanation as your topic title sugests? What? When? Where? Why?

posted by knn

knn:

So this is the only logical explanation as your topic title sugests?

Believe or perish my good sir

posted by Kupov

I think, though, there's a problem with the theory. If Judaism "wins" in the future, then clearly, Christianity did not impede its progress. Thus, the invention of Christianity would be fruitless --- all that time travelling for nothing.

posted by Tiefling

I have a theory... you have an overactive imagination.
Freddy is back

Or you might just be a moron.

Go ahead and try and find a hole in that theory, mister, because I could stomp it out quick.

posted by katrinamarie

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

nuff said

posted by smarterthana10yrold

MONEY of course

In a newspaper article of 10 February 2006 out of Dallas, Texas it states (paraphrased in part), “The number of megachurches having a weekly attendance of 2000 or more has doubled over the past five years to number 1210 churches. “The churches have an estimated cumulative weekly attendance of nearly 4.4 million members and (a weekly) income of 7.2 billion dollars (tax free).” Since the year 2000 there has been a 57% increase in attendance of these megachurches, the average being 3,585 new members per church.” And that is just the few churches with 2000 members or more.

In yet another article the well-known Columnist Andy Rooney on 24 March 2006: There are about 300,000 significant houses of worship in the USA, all who do not pay taxes, with an estimated 100 million worshipers.

I think the explaination of Christianity is self-evident. Tax free MONEY, and plenty of it!

posted by Theos

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