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If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if
your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often
dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone
to participating in. The gothic culture leads
young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of
evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's
temptations if five or more of the following are
applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or
nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of
these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or
various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the
anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums
IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or
speak
eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome
activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires,
magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that
involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of
self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that
uses pain to detract from the light of God and His
love. Please seek immediate attention for this at
your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light.
(This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of
no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so
that your chid may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while
unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests,
nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.



-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is
an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking
blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan.
This act is very dangerous and should be stopped
immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted
media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper
programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or
role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently
makes time for the computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes
head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual
manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include:
Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism,
Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that
contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic,
I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child,
please intervene immediately. The gothic culture
is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any
of these problems persist, enlist your child into
your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church

Not againI don't know what to do These are the things that applied to me.
Quote:
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently
makes time for the computer.

Quote:
-Frequently wears black clothing.

Quote:
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

Quote:
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of
these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or
various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

Quote:
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

Quote:
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the
anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums
IMMEDIATELY.)

Quote:
-Associates with other people that dress, act or
speak
eccentrically.

Quote:
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome
activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

Quote:
-Drinks alcohol.

Quote:
-Complains of boredom.

Quote:
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

Quote:
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

Quote:
-Is excessively awake during the night.

Quote:
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

Quote:
-Spends large amounts of time alone.

Quote:
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so
that your chid may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)

Quote:
-Insists on spending time with friends while
unaccompanied by an adult.

Quote:
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests,
nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.

Quote:
-Misbehaves at school.

Quote:
-Misbehaves at home.

Quote:
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is
an example of this.

Quote:
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted
media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper
programs that your child may watch.)

...Just joking i would never watch that horrible ses pit of devilry
Quote:
-Plays videos games that contains violence or
role-playing nature.

Quote:
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently
makes time for the computer.

Quote:
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes
head to music.

Quote:
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include:
Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism,
Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

Wow that's a majority, how many applied to you?


posted by Kupov
  

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Kupov:
this sort of pissed me off

Link?


posted by knn
  



knn:
Link?

Sorry I can't find the original site it came from.

But I found it here.




posted by Kupov
  



Kupov:
Expresses an interest in sex

Oh, may god! How could humanity survive with everyone being a goth?


posted by knn
  



i really hope that was writen as a joke...if not, man...those that wrote it are complete idiots.

posted by allone
  



allone:
i really hope that was writen as a joke...if not, man...those that wrote it are complete idiots.

I know and just today I woke up, remembered this test and decided that I would stay in bed all day and listen to my marilyn manson albums, after about thirty songs I gave up and went upstairs to eat some count chocula cereal washed down with a good half hour of cable TV and a unsupervised social event.
White laugh


posted by Kupov
  



well, i live alone...so i have a ton of time to myself to talk to as many evil spirits as i want. and this one time, i cut my finger and it was bleeding, so instead of wiping the blood on my clothes (i didn't have a tissue) i put it in my mouth...i have attained satan.

i get bored rather easily, i guess all the talking to evil spirits while i am alone just isnt cutting it for me, so i hang out with friends often...we will watch cable television or even PG-13 rated movies...and if we are feeling really rebellious we will watch an R rated movie...don't tell! we even play video games a lot of the time.

i frequent bars and clubs...at NIGHT. at these clubs i sometimes dance, my female friends dance in what the church would say is "provocative" and when i dance with a female i guess it could be considered "provocative". i can safely say that i and a lot of my friends all have an interest in sex. we drink alcohol and i have taken drugs, most recently i have taken tylenol while drinking a cafeinated drink. i enjoy meeting people who are "eccentric" because they are always interesting and not what i call a "cookie cutter" type person who looks, acts, talks, thinks, everything...like others. i usually don't get enough sleep and when i am able to catch up on it, i tend to sleep in rather late. i use my computer quite often (as my job sort of requires me to do so) and i enjoy surfing the internet.

oh, and i just recently dyed my hair...black...(i think they forgot that one on the list)

but even though i am still my parents child, i no longer live under their roof, i guess it is up to me to stop these evil practices before i become fully corrupt...

Set your George Michael free

posted by allone
  all you really need is 88mph. that's when the flux compacitor starts to work.



I think they should include "Watching Salad Fingers" in that list. See also IMO → Salad Fingers

posted by knn
  



One of the things was:
Kupov:
-Claims to be a goth.

Gee.

Some of it is really dumb.


posted by sangu
  



sangu:
Some of it is really dumb.

wrong...ALL of it

and funny stuff allone, i'll see you in hell i suppose...but maybe i'll be forgiven since i like booberry instead of count chocula? oh wait booberry is a ghost...7th circle for me it is Evil fire


posted by The ONEder Man
  I know where you live. I will send a rape commando -- knn



sangu:
dumb

My dumb means-- some of these points relate to practically everybody, how can it be criteria for gothness?

It doesn't mean the whole repent-ye-goth message.


posted by sangu
  

Re: Your child is a GOTH repent



Quote:
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

Titney Spears is a goth I learned something new, I guess
Quote:
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

All of my friends & i are goths I'm gonna put you in my storeroom and eat you for breakfast


posted by a
  "What does not destroy me, makes me stronger" Friedrich Nietzsche



These ones apply to me:

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or
nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of
these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or
various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

Since when have ANKHS been Satanic?


-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the
anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums
IMMEDIATELY.)
I'm unsure about this one coz I don't consider my music to be ANTI-social, more pro-societyal improvement..

-Associates with other people that dress, act or
speak
eccentrically. Whats wrong with being eccentric?



-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires,
magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that
involves Satan.


-Drinks alcohol.


-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light.
(This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of
no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so
that your chid may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while
unaccompanied by an adult.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted
media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper
programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or
role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently
makes time for the computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes
head to music.


-Expresses an interest in sex.


-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include:
Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism,
Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Since when has PHILOSOPHY been a religion? And a CULT religion at that?


In conclusion, I beleive these people are complete funk ups and are just trying to find a scapegoat for how much they've funked up their children with this shit.
They should really do some research into this stuff before they go ahead amd judge, for doesn't the Bible say "thou shalt not judge"?
I'm not a Christian (hence my belief in magic, I'm Wiccan) but I believe that Jesus would be disgusted at what some groups of Christianity have come to.
What's wrong with Buddism Hinduism,Wicca and Paganism ? They don't promote hate, violence or discriminate other religions. I have Christian friends who accept me for who I am, and my beliefs, so obviosly not all Christians are self righteous nincompoops like the exemplar above. I think these people need to take a look around them and realize that it's the 21st century, not the funking Spanish inquisistion.
Thank you Persephone rabbit


posted by ravenfeather
  Love from your friendly local 'heretic' xxxx





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