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LONDON (Reuters) - Food-critic-turned-novelist Giles Coren won one of Britain's most dreaded literary accolades on Thursday -- the prize for bad sex in fiction.

The prize is awarded each year "to draw attention to the crude, tasteless, often perfunctory use of redundant passages of sexual description in the modern novel."

Coren won it for a raunchy passage from his debut novel "Winkler" which included a description of the main character's penis "leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath."

"It was the overexcited shower ... which clinched the deal for Giles Coren," judges said. "That and the endlessly long sentence, which squirms and wriggles like the shower head."

Coren, better known as restaurant critic for the Times newspaper, fought off competition from several well-known authors including former Booker Prize winner Salman Rushdie and U.S. travel and fiction writer Paul Theroux.

The winner of the award, organized by the London-based Literary Review, is given an Oscar-style statuette and a bottle of champagne -- but only if he or she comes to the awards ceremony in person.

Organizers said Coren was expected to attend.


White laugh White laugh


posted by nocturnal_anonymous
  "NO CAPES!"

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I think this calls for a link to penisbird.


posted by MindSlave
  

IgNobel



This is what it reminds me of
Coren won it for a raunchy passage from his debut novel "Winkler" which included a description of the main character's penis "leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath."

"It was the overexcited shower ... which clinched the deal for Giles Coren," judges said. "That and the endlessly long sentence, which squirms and wriggles like the shower head."


Yeah, sounds peachy You are sooooo stupid
Coren, better known as restaurant critic for the Times newspaper, fought off competition from several well-known authors including former Booker Prize winner Salman Rushdie and U.S. travel and fiction writer Paul Theroux.


Looks like the competition wasn't very stiff White laugh
MindSlave:
I think this calls for a link to penisbird.

warning n_a (and anyone else who cares about this sort of thing), that's, er, explicit, click at your own risk


posted by ryder
  All your base are belong to us




nocturnal_anonymous:
Food critic Coren wins British bad sex award

Noc_anon, I noticed you affinity for "sexual topics" in the last time... prepare for hormones metamorphing your young body... Welcome in the world of thumping counter-balances and interesting smells...

Girl, da-da-dum-da-dum, you will be a woman... soooon!


posted by knn



knn:
Girl, da-da-dum-da-dum, you will be a woman... soooon!

Like a kid waiting for Christmas, knn gets out his calendar and ticks off another day until noc_anon is legal to f uck. Little does he know, however, that Agent Zero has a noc_anon calendar too, and he already asked her to marry him on matrix-explained.com. White laugh


posted by MindSlave
  "Rasta don't work for no CIA..."
-Bob Marley



Chill out knn, n/a is against premarital sex thus if you want to let the bear into the honey-pot, you need to marry the queen bee first White laugh

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a:
Chill out knn, n/a is against premarital sex

Probably the best hint at hormones knocking at the front door Aaah, is there anything better than to post here and to drink something


posted by knn
  



MindSlave:
Little does he know, however, that Agent Zero has a noc_anon calendar too, and he already asked her to marry him on matrix-explained.com.

White laugh


posted by knn
  



How did this go from Coren to me?

posted by nocturnal_anonymous
  





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