»Mosquitos«

just because you eat bananas doesn't mean you ARE a banana... White laugh

...I also heard somewhere that you shouldn't eat meat because mosquitoes like your blood more when you eat meat, but does that mean i'm becoming a vegetarian and quitting on the blissful taste of KFC? 3Tooth

I don't think so.

Besides, bananas help prevent constipation. 3Tooth

posted by nocturnal_anonymous

"NO CAPES!"

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so does eating crappy fast food! it does wonders to my stomach. i hate fast food.

posted by Agent Zero

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Don't eat banana's, mosquitos love your blood even more and are easily attracted to you

I read about a scientific report that actually no food helps. Garlic, sugar or whatever. It's in the genes. But on the other hand, it's sometimes tricks like these that scientists don't find out.

posted by knn

if its in the genes..

i must be the ONE then...they attack me like no other...damn machin...i mean mosquitos! US prisoner

posted by The ONEder Man

yes...mosquitos arnt machines HAHA i gotta go...

posted by Agent Zero

Mosquitos

ar'nt they Agent Zero ar'nt they

and about the bites ha i have it a hundred times worse I bet most people here have some mild ecximma but me without my cream my feet legs and arms are bloody sopping scapped monstrosities aaauugghh yuck

Hope you all enjoy that nice piece of information.

posted by Kupov

Skeeters..

.. are awful yuck

First with the tsunami they perceptibly increased in numbers.

Now with the monsoons and a city not prepared for the cyclonic rainfall, they're all over the place, including inside houses that are seemingly mosquito-proofed with nets and what-not I don't know what to do

If I don't move my hand I can see some suckers sit on it and start feeding.

My legs look like tie and dye ♣ in dual shades of skin and sore colours. My hands/arms look like some secrets within are just bubbling to break out but lost heart halfway through.

I wonder if there's any validity in my assumption that they rather like the taste of my blood. Set your George Michael free

posted by ryder

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I feel for you ryder...we have them here in Florida quite a lot too. They have also gotten worse after the bad hurricane seasons we've been having, and we frequently have equine encephalitis ♣ outbreaks, which is transmitted by mosquitos. Still, due to neighborhood spraying and other factors, they are not as bad today as they were in early Florida; I often think of the misery the early settlers here endured before mosquito control.

Not long ago I went down to the coast to help my father collect animals for research at a local bay, and when we got to the spot he had heard about, the mosquitos got so bad that we literally never made it to the water and had to run back to the car to get away from them! I remember looking down at my legs, and they were just covered.

Abraham Lincoln, speaking in the US Congress about his time as a soldier in the Black Hawk War, once joked about the mosquitos on the American frontier: "Did you know I am a military hero? I had a good many bloody struggles against the mosquitoes; and, although I never fainted from loss of blood, I can truly say I was often very hungry."

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posted by MindSlave

"Rasta don't work for no CIA..."
-Bob Marley

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I suggest to all of you who hate mosquitos not to pee in a forest next to a river on a hot summer day b/c it's really difficult not to let the bad smelling "golden water" run on your feet while you're trying to shake 50 bloodsuckers off your butt Dupa

or your other body part if you're not a girl Wink

posted by a

Actually, I suppose the guys have it easy: they could just aim at the suckers while doing their business White laugh

posted by nocturnal_anonymous

nocturnal_anonymous:

Actually, I suppose the guys have it easy: they could just aim at the suckers while doing their business

IMO → SHE-PEES 1 joke 2 idiots

Does that sound like experience talking.. Evil evil

They're just increasing in numbers.. I think they're at war with the cockroaches for world domination.. save your souls while you can, eat lots of chocolate and keep chanting, "Hakuna Matata" What? When? Where? Why?

posted by ryder

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