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You know whom I don't like? Mosquitos!

Actually you can shake the believe of some firm Christian believers by asking them, if a god created everything, why did god create mosquitos.

They are pure parasites and good for nothin'.

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posted by knn
  

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Am i right in thinking...



..mosquitos have killed more human beings than anything in the world, even all the wars put together with disease.

They are tiny angels of death! yuck

posted by Crossfade
  

bother



They're more of an annoyance then anything else. That little buzzing noise going past your ear just as you're about to fall asleep. Then you furiously swat the air in an attempt to kill the bastard and when the buzzing stops, you drop your guard and the torturous, teasing buzz of the blood sucker starts again.

posted by hungarian kid
  

Tricky bastards



There is a way of killing them. Don't try to clap them to death.

Try it with 1 hand only. That's the trick.

posted by knn
  

Mosquitos are the bane of my existence



the only thing in the world i know i'm allergic to are these little bastard's bite...i just went camping and got about 20 bites, i'm about to go crazy...

once when i was little 6 or 7 i got a bite on my back and being allergic if i scratch it, it grows...so i was too young to know this and kept scratching and the bite got to be about the size of a baseball Shocked finally my parents had to wrap an ace bandage around me so i couldn't get to it...hehe

posted by The ONEder Man
  I know where you live. I will send a rape commando -- knn

Mossies...



I hate mosquitos..I have the same problem..I'm allergic and swell-up to gargantuan proportions...I hate them Cool

posted by Another Smith
  

Master Killer



When I was little, my backyard was like a swamp in the fact it had some puddles for mossies to breed in. I used to jump on my tramp and I'd get bitten by a few a minute and I became a bloody master killer ( the itchy bites started to piss me off.) I could kill about 12 in one hit. It did get pretty bad at one stage where our roof was covered in them and we had to use a vacuum cleaner to get rid of the blood sucking bastards.

posted by hungarian kid
  

Mosskítós



Too bad Very Happy Cant Imagen what it would be like to have Mosquitos bite you...

but here where I am...there are no Mosquitos White laugh

posted by Pawnatron
  

Da North



It is said that the mosquito is Minnesota's 'unofficial state bird.' White laugh ...Land of 10,000 breeding grounds...

posted by annaerullo
  

no mosquitoes here either...but



here where i live (in your closet) there's no mosquitoes either, but have any of you been to Taiwan? in the summer?

OH. MY. GOSH. Last breath it's so disgusting, right when you step outside after you shower, you start sweating so that it's no use taking a shower because you sweat just as much again anyways Not again , and the mosquitoes LOVE your yummy sweat, they just come in complete SWARMS Shocked . the mosquitoes love my sister especially. i guess she has sour blood 3Tooth .

posted by nocturnal_anonymous
  "NO CAPES!"



yes they are anoying. but they feel so good when you scratch doint they mmmm...ouch...ok now it hurts...its bleeding AHHHH *passes out at sight of blood*


posted by Agent Zero
  

Survival in the jungle



I once read a survival book, How to survive when in X. It was telling you ways to survive (from real incidents) when on high sea, in the jungle, in the desert etc.

And the jungle was hell. A survivor told that he was hitting his face all of the time and each time he hit it there were 200 mosquitos dead. Aaaargh. Skull

Another got stucked somewhere and he could use his arms and when his friends found him half an hour later his face was swollen up to an unrecognizable condition because of mosquitos

posted by knn



that's interesting...

posted by Agent Zero
  

Don't Eat Bananas



Don't eat banana's, mosquitos love your blood even more and are easily attracted to you.

posted by hungarian kid
  



im safe then cause i hate bananas. but i think they like the potasium in the blood. that's why eating bananas attracts them more.

posted by Agent Zero
  



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