»Mass destruction weapons: a practical guide«

they wouldn't have found saddam w/o help, they won't find wmd without help...

On reaching CIA headquarters, and armed with the appropriate UN inspection mandate, they should demand to see all the photos, information and documents currently being supplied to Mr George W. Bush. These are the documents pinpointing the precise location of each arms cache and which allow Mr Bush to assure us that Iraq has an arsenal capable of destroying the planet.
Once in possession of these documents, they should return to Iraq (again they should fly business class in order to arrive feeling rested) and go immediately to the places indicated in the photos. Unable to deny the evidence, Saddam Hussein will have no option but to destroy his arsenal, for fear that the whole world will turn against him.