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:womaninred:im new here so decied to read all of yalls stuff frist i think that yall make ,but im getting a little confused about the chupcabras

posted by ann
  

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Re: I take it..


How
Crossfade:
...these are mock-up's from eye witness accounts? it reminds me of the chimera legend.

If this thing is real it's method of killing and feeding is almost vampiric. I wouldnt want to run into the thing on a dark night! Shocked

How does a goat sucker remind u of a lion/goat headed beast that has a serpent tail and breaths fire?


posted by HOW
  

Re: nosferatu


allone:
nocturnal_anonymous:
Besides, if you tranquilized the bull, people would have done tests and "found out" that it was a person.

ah, true!
nocturnal_anonymous:
Yeah, and all that blood...There isn't even a drop of blood anywhere near the victim, I still can't get over that! yuck

yeah, that's pretty gross.

oh, heres a thought: maybe its vampires? they can move really fast and have incredible strength, right? cant vampires live off of the blood of animals too? maybe it is a way for them to survive without being "detected"(?) think about it, if a human was found slaughtered like that, whomever did the slaughtering would be hunted like crazy! an animal...meh...sure we would like to know but its not such a big deal.

-just a thought, i mean, if were talking about monsters and all...or perhaps i am just crazy! Yes, oh yes.. keep going

couldnt the farmer shoot his cow in the head with a hollow point and fill out the rest of the myth and remove the half the hollow point goes into


posted by FOOLS
  

Not 1 farmer, but thoudands



FOOLS:
couldnt the farmer shoot his cow in the head with a hollow point

It's not about 1 farmer. There are thousands of reported cases.


posted by knn
  


is a bunch of total crap..lol What? When? Where? Why?

posted by kevin_kelley
  

its reall...el chupacabra is reall


its real and not just in central and south america...i was in mexico on a missions trip...i was walking through like a grove of olive trees...it was about 10 pm...then i heard sumthin behind me...i turned around an there was nuthing...but a lot of leaves and branches had been knocked outta the trees...so i started walking faster...i got to a building and went in inside...i looked out at the trees through a window and a huge blurr went racing through them...i couldnt see anything except the size...it was massive...almost as tall as the trees...and then it was gone...the next morning on the news there was sumthin bout a bunch of dead sheep and they couldnt find a cause of death...

it doesnt seem like much of an encounter...but u had to be there to kno

posted by sarah14
  

Re: its reall...el chupacabra is reall


All the more reason to declare war on Mexico...

posted by holy_of_holies
  

Re: its reall...el chupacabra is reall



holy_of_holies:
All the more reason to declare war on Mexico...

remember the alamo!


posted by allone
  

Re: its reall...el chupacabra is reall


allone:
holy_of_holies:
All the more reason to declare war on Mexico...

remember the alamo!

I do remember it...those Chupacabra soldados just wouldn't die! I remember seeing a whole battalion of Chupacabras coming through the trees...it was about 10 PM...White laugh


posted by holy_of_holies
  



holy_of_holies:
All the more reason to declare war on Mexico...

White laugh White laugh


posted by knn
  



You know, if the government believed it was real it would have been found by know, im not saying that i don't think its real, just that if the government did it would be cought by now.

posted by Lexx
  



Lexx:
just that if the government did it would be cought by now.

And who says the government hasn't caught it by now and wants to prevent a panic?


posted by knn
  

Jewish Chupacabra Problems Etc.


I saw a Chupacabra coming across the Mexican border through my ranch, so I caught it and tamed it and taught it tricks. I learned from my Mexican servants that "Chupacabra" means "goatsucker" so I taught my Chupacabra to give blowjobs, and it gives me the best blowjobs I've ever had. I even converted to Judaism because my Chupacabra lover will only eat kosher meals, so I figure it's a Jew. Once I slipped some bacon in with my Chupacabra's regular meal of goat meat and sperm and my lover almost died from food sickness. If it died I don't know what I would do. Anyone have any tips on sex with Jewish Chupacabras, like new positions, sex toys, etc.?

Rancher Minuteman --> What was your name again? <-- Chupacabra

posted by Rancher Minuteman
  

Re: Chupacabra, the most dangerous mystery animal of this pl



knn:
Why the heck gets Chupacabra so little attention?

Probably because the Chupacabra is not a real creature.


posted by The Shadow of Agent 488
  



Ohmygosh, I've never seen anything like that. I've actually never heard out it either. Creepy!

posted by izzieangel
  



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