»Deep Thought; By Jack Handey«

Thought I would share a couple of Jack Handeys great ''Deep thought's'' with you. They are pretty deep White laugh

''If you lose your Job, your marriage and your mind all in one week, try to lose your mind first. Because then the other stuff won't matter that much''

''I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.''

''When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."

''It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.''

''If a kid ever asks you how Santa Clause can live forver, I think a good answere is that he drinks blood.''

''A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby.''

''They were a proud people. In fact, some said they were too proud. If you asked them why they were so proud, they'd just laugh and say, "We're not even going to answer that." Later, they were tied to the bumper of a car and dragged around the block, as onlookers shrieked with delight. But one old man, who had a banjo, just shook his head and walked away. The crowd noticed this and set him on fire.''

''When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought: Ya-hoo! We're Rich! But it turned out to be something different.''

There was Probably and old Viking saying that said, ''Ax in the headm early to bed; Ax in the Helmet, a friend of Helmut

And My all time favorate Thumb Up

"To me Clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to then time I went to the Circus and a clown killed my dad"

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Sure this is a bit strange humour. But I'm sure some of you will find this fynny.

I mean, this is just so Deep Thumb Up

P.S if you want to find more Deep thoughts you can allways just use

Google.com

There are also some Deep thoughts books.

posted by Pawnatron

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in-my-opinion.org -> Fun and Weirdness and Gaming -> Jokes, Fun, Riddles, Shocking, Nonsense -> Deep Thought; By Jack Handey

those are funny...some of those i hadn't seen before...thanks buddy! my favorite on that page? ..."the crowd noticed this and set him on fire" made me laugh out loud..

posted by The ONEder Man

Dark Santa

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''If a kid ever asks you how Santa Clause can live forver, I think a good answere is that he drinks blood.''

posted by knn

deepest thoughts

Quote:

''If a kid ever asks you how Santa Clause can live forver, I think a good answere is that he drinks blood.''

I liked that one most too. A very deep thought indeed White laugh

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