»Nation Simulation Game«

...is doing quite well although my human rights record is low for some reason, crazy people!

...is called The Empire of crossfadia. the national motto is 'You spilt my pint!'

..starting any wars with me, i'm only a young nation

The Dictatorship of Pawnatron is a small, economically powerful nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20%. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.

Thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is a problem

Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.