»Mathematical proof that women are evil«
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knn: GuyFromOH: evil^3 < evil Hehe, eat that, girls. QED! Of course, where would we be without their evilness in our lives? Sitting around staring at that tree of knowledge in infinite bliss... I'll take the alternative anyday... posted by GuyFromOH |
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 Indulging in silly arguments and actually going to the trouble of trying to prove one side of them wrong  , yeah I'd rather check my nonexistent makeup 
*makes muffled comment about how "adjusting" in public is worse than lipstick checking anyway* posted by bluewolf |
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 that's apretty funny thing but it doesnt work clearly. knn you crack me up! posted by Agent Zero |
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Bluewolf decides to stop arguing when she is mathematically proven wrong...I just found that funny. And EVIL! posted by OgreSand |
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knn: There you have it: Black on white if girls are evil - date boys! posted by point1 |
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 point1: knn: There you have it: Black on white if girls are evil - date boys! maybe that's why most girls date boys, because they know that they (girls) are evil(?) posted by allone |
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 allone: maybe that's why most girls date boys, because they know that they (girls) are evil(?)  
posted by knn |
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Copying a comment here that I posted to a friend's blog where I just found the "proof" about men being more evil than girls: OK, first off, stating that men need girls and sex is like stating that drivers need a car and four tires - redundant. One of the two - either girls or sex - is implied and can be thus left out of the equation.
Secondly, men also need beer. Aside from being the equivalent of liquid bread, beer is also the very manifestation of all divine goodness and will thus compensate for one evil in the equation. So the equation becomes: men = time x money x girls x beer You can see I left out sex, because as explained above, having girls in the equation is sufficient and implies the presence of sex as well. Next, after the standard "time is money" statement we arrive at this: men = money x money x girls x beer Since money is the root of all evil: men = evil x girls x beer Girls are evil, as has been proven a long time ago: men = evil x evil x beer Since beer is the opposite of evil, as stated above, we arrive at: men = evil So men are no more evil than women, which pretty much confirms what the Bible tells us, namely that all humans are inherently wicked. posted by Indrek |
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 Indrek: So the equation becomes:
men = time x money x girls x beer If your cancelling out, you can go a step further. Men need money FOR Beer so it should be; time x girls x (money / beer) But it messes up the maths and is not funny at all
posted by Marl64 |
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 point1: knn: There you have it: Black on white if girls are evil - date boys! I compeletely agree! 
It's everyone's free choice to do it with the person they want. If you think women are evil, go ahead & give a big gay kiss to a dude 
posted by a |
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I do not want to question the math skills of whatever girl came up with the equation to prove "men are more evil than girls", but consider this. Men = Time x Money x Girls Notice Sex is not listed, for it is an action provided by the third factor and is, therefore, in itself not a factor. As established already that would let us conclude... Men = Evil^2 Now, as everyone knows being evil is a negative value and being good is a positive value. SO Evil = (-) and Good = (+) SO, in essence... Men = (-)^2 or Men = (-) x (-) And it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that two negatives multiplied together = one positive (-) x (-) = (+) and (+) = Good So really... Men = Good posted by VigilantRemark |
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