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posted by knn
  

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you beat me to it...

posted by The ONEder Man
  



i knew that way before a math problem!

posted by Agent Zero
  



funny stuff. White laugh Thumb Up

posted by sangu
  



anvari.org… [JPG]

posted by bluewolf
  

Why men are more than evil



bluewolf:
anvari.org...

Good, but untrue


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posted by knn
  



As if the first one was? Rolling Eyes =)

posted by bluewolf
  

Because...



bluewolf:
As if the first one was?

The first one is based on the equation

girls = time x money

which makes sense.

The second one is based on the equation

men = time x money x girls x sex


which makes no sense.

Men are proportional to sex and girls? What does that mean?


posted by knn



girls are proportional to money doesn't make much sense to me either o.O
I read the x as "and" >.>
the first one says "require ... and ..."
so, they require time, money, girls, sex
*shrug*


posted by bluewolf
  

Men = 1/money/time



bluewolf:
girls are proportional to money doesn't make much sense to me either

But it does.

Sure, the more girl-friends/daughters you have the more time and money you have to spend.

This doesn't apply to men. The more men you have the LESS time you need to spend on something since the men take care of it.

Evil evil (<- chauvinistic idiot)


posted by knn
  



I'll agree with the last line ;P

posted by bluewolf
  

Re: Why men are more than evil



knn:
bluewolf:
anvari.org...

Good, but untrue

Well, if you assert that men are more evil than girls due to the following equations:
men = evil^3
girls = evil

then consider this
these symbols are ratios, that is to say, if chocolate is twice as good as vanilla, then
chocolate = 2 * vanilla
vanilla = chocolate / 2

so, with that said, it becomes easy to see that "being good" is a ratio greater than 1:1, where as being "not as good" is a ratio less than 1:1
this yields that evil is a ratio between 0 and 1
with that said,

any number between 0 and 1, exclusively, taken to any power greater than 1 will have a decreased magnitude, regardless of sign. with that said,

evil^3 < evil

given the facts, one can conclude that girls are more evil than men

[QED]


posted by GuyFromOH
  -GuyFromOH

Bravo!



GuyFromOH:
evil^3 < evil

Hehe, eat that, girls. QED!


posted by knn
  



Girls have better things to do than bothering to argue what's obviously not true Rolling Eyes

heh. XP

posted by bluewolf
  

Check, check.. oh my gosh, I need to recalibrate my lipstick



bluewolf:
Girls have better things to do

You mean, like "checking in the mirror whether the make up is still OK?"


posted by knn
  



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