»Liars clock!«
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 A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clock s. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."  posted by Crossfade |
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| in-my-opinion.orgFun and Weirdness and GamingJokes, Fun, Riddles, Shocking, NonsenseLiars clock! |
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 Well, I guess you could change the name "Bush" with every name you want. Thus it's a desperate joke. posted by knn |
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 Maybe it's a desperate joke and true almost any one's clock could serve a s a fan - I liked it. Though I'd say it's too long a story to tell such a comparatively small truth. Nice nevertheless  posted by mymla |
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It's a joke, it's either funny or not, don't analyse it!   posted by Crossfade |
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 Blair's clock has no internal mechanism of it's own - instead it is driven directly from the Bush clock.
No wait, that's a description of Blair himself. posted by Marl64 |
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 haha posted by Flash-Terrorist |
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