»Who else has a witty one liner?«

mine is...

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

now you go!

posted by The ONEder Man

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when life stinks, change your underware!

posted by Agent Zero

The only thing that keeps me here is gravity.

posted by knn

that was a good one!

posted by Agent Zero

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and i'm all outa gum Very Happy

posted by Crossfade

Post man; The land of One liners

You got two things right now and that's Jack and Shit...and Jack left town.

But if you want to hear stupid One liners I suggest the Mortal combat trilogy. The script isn't dialogues, its just many, many, MANY one liners White laugh

Postman with Kevin Costner is also good. Evil evil

P.S The first one was Army of Darkenss Thumb Up

posted by Pawnatron

The Chief of this forum will call me a genius, move me to Moscow, and give me a
million bucks hard currency

Re: Gra

knnknn:

The only thing that keeps me here is gravity.

Gravity really gets me down Very Happy

posted by Marl64

I find inertia is a real drag. White laugh

posted by Marl64

Parents

My parents only want my best... But I won't give it to them

posted by knn

Yesterday

Yesterday we stood at the edge of an abyss. Today we are one step further.

posted by knn

Younger

How come you always look younger on older pictures?

posted by knn

why do you drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?

posted by The ONEder Man

He She

She needs space and he needs a room I am the new gardener

posted by knn

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