»Disturbing SMS school essay of a 13yro girl«
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 My smmr hols wr CWOT my summer holidays ♣ A Scottish girl almost got suspended writing an essay in SMS-language.The first sentence of the essay was: My smmr hols wr CWOT. B4, we usd 2 go 2 NY 2C my bro, his GF & thr 3 :-@ kds FTF. ILNY, its gr8.
Bt my Ps wr so {:-/ BC o 9/11 tht they dcdd 2 stay in SCO & spnd 2wks up N. Up N, WUCIWUG -- 0. I ws vvv brd in MON. 0 bt baas & ^^^^^. AAR8, my Ps wr :-) -- they sd ICBW, & tht they wr ha-p 4 the pc&qt...IDTS! I wntd 2 go hm ASAP, 2C my M8s again. 2day, I cam bk 2 skool. I feel v O:-) BC I hv dn all my hm wrk. Now its BAU ... Translates as: "My summer holidays were a complete waste of time. Before, we used to go to New York to see my brother, his girlfriend and their three screaming kids face to face. I love New York. It's a great place..." posted by knn |
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 Pay good attention to this post because in about 10 years time all britons will be talking like this, thanks to young people and mobile phones. Country is going down the pisser! posted by Crossfade |
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 Eek! Everyone is learning secret code? I don't have a clue what any of that essay means! posted by fatpie42 |
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 fatpie42: Eek! Everyone is learning secret code? I don't have a clue what any of that essay means! Good 
Let's try and keep it that way eh? 
You want a conspiracy? Well the plan is to get these mindless drones using a code normal folk like us are oblivious to. Over time, this code will replace much of normal english for these sad individuals with over developed thumb muscles. Then on a given day a message will be sent out by mass media using this monkey speak telling them about this really cool party in docklands or something. A second message will be sent in traditional english (which they will of course be oblivious to) telling us to head north or risk summary judgement. So all the peanut heads head south, we head north. At a pre-arranged time, the south of England will be detatched and towed into the Atlantic and left to drift towards the U.S. of A. The U.S. will perceive it as a threat based on the fact that we will tell them "it's a threat" and if all goes well, they will nuke it from orbit. Problem solved.
posted by Marl64 |
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Marl, you must run for office right now! posted by Crossfade |
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 Quote: Marl- well, they will nuke it from orbit. i like it even if im pretty much one of those sad txtin type people, but i didn't get a word of what that txt at the top said.
posted by Flash-Terrorist |
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The girl is clearly a terrorist, sending secret messages about an attack in her school essays Hell she even mentions visiting New York (and how much she enjoys visiting kids that are screaming)
(Just doin' a bit of ground work - to get the U.S. in the mood) posted by Marl64 |
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 for my entrance test to college i has to write an essay and part of it was written in txt spk...only because the essay was about mobile phones and their effect on society...i was trying to be funny...now i think back and realise it was just fucking stupid posted by the anomaly |
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Quote: Pay good attention to this post because in about 10 years time all britons will be talking like this, thanks to young people and mobile phones. The courts will issue their veridicts like that! posted by knn |
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